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# Just GOTTA get me one of these-
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# WANT
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# ^this x 87
presently i am making triple-choc muffins, would anyone like one?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# they have just gone in the oven and will be ready in about 25 minutes.
i'm not sure how well they will translate into the medium of t'internet, but i will see what i can do.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ooooooh yes please.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I would like two.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this is greedy
for being greedy, you get none
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I'd be happy with one,
but I thought it was worth a shot.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# me first!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
I was here first!

They're all mine!

Edit: No, that's mean. Cap'n, you can share one with me.
The rest of you GET TO FUCK!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# At least nobody could say you were being mean now.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# \o/
YOU are a NICE PERSON.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you were here first but that's no reason to be nasty
for shame, jessie. for shame.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I can't help it
we're talking about chocolate muffins!
And I'm not nasty, ask...HER!

*grabs the cap'n*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# She's not, it's true.
She's absolutely lovely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'll only agree when I get some muffin.
edit: innuendo not intended
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# noun or verb?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Put me down for the mixed platter.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# WHOAH!
Someone mentions chocolate in front of women!!!

Moths to the flame!!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Like men to obvious stereotypes, I assume.
;-)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That's right, sister.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oooh very clever!!!
Damn you!
You can keep yer muffins!
/has no witty retort
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I just noticed we both used the word retort
on the same page... and now I feel a bit of a copy-cat
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Words is words
Use whichever words I have used before,I'm not bothered!
In fact make sure you use the word 'bothered'.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I will not be
bothered to not use retort in this retort . . .
must there be a tort in order to retort ?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i want to yes but im feeling fat :(
how many kb are they?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# This is the internet
You can eat every muffin ever offered and never gain a single ounce. Except through lack of exercise.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# oh
*wobbles internet belly*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# yes please
/relurks
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Bravestarr will sue.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Sue Bravestarr?
I know her!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# FINALLY

(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
to bed!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# awww!~
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Are your mints having sex?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Fucking hell
MINT ON MINT ACTION!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# now... ask yourself....
if you had a tic tac and a polo mint... could you pass the tic tac THROUGH the polo mint hole. Imagine it, then guess... I know the answer, but none of my friends believed me.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i wouldn't have thought so
but assume you can from your post

anyone else remember "polo holes"? they should bring them back
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I think the Mighty Boosh bought all the containers for them
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
#

(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# most mighty boosh
episodes use a recurring theme of polo mints in the costumes. Polo Holes were packaged in a giant polomint shaped box, and they are very much like the ones they use. If you can be bothered google image searching them.;.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# not the ones i bought
they were packaged in a tube similar to an easy access pill bottle.


only watched the boosh twice, since the girl who i was watching it to have more in common with got with someone else i saw no point in continuing with it
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# is that RIS in latin?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# nah,
the s is too curved
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha
very happy to have you back, sir
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I am not sure there is any need for that...
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# OK . . . Mandala it is !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *fits*
think i stared too hard at that
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# What a brilliant picture retort!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# It's like being in a Tool video.
This is good.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Toooooooooooool !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# this is less hypnotic and more
disturbing.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Pleased to aim . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Or a Steamhorse!
A Nazi Steamhorse! A Giant Nazi Steamhorse!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
I have no idea why, but I leaked a bit of wee when I laughed at this one. Probably need some pelvic floor gubbins or some such.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# SEAMS
TO BE A PEAROAST
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That has to be dangergous!


(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Or a fishorse . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Iyah *78&?&5
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Waiting for the offspring . . .
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hi ho thunder!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Not so horny !
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Lol
Horse kiss
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yay!
Best of all the jet powered modes of transport!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)