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[challenge entry] after having seemingly got food poisoning from a badly-prepared tomato sauce
i'm tempted to drop this here and let you ris your brains out.

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(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# your pig is sore?
rub some oinkment on him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# your fruits is ill?
give him some lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i'm going to ignore both of those comments
on account of being in bad humour.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# your cat is poorly?
jab him in the eyes with a fork
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# your psychologist is unwell?
apply plenty of junguent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# your bob geldof got cut?
give him some band-aids
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# that's SIR geldof to you.
get it right or he'll snap yout spine like a twig.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# -groans-
stop,stop,for fuck's sake stop in the name of Humour™
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# your funny bone is broken?
How humerus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Your ghost has a sprained ankle?
apply a poltice-geist
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Your whale is malnourished?
Take him to the whale-weigh station.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# how about we just stomp on his head til his eyes pop out of his skull
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# oh wait, I was thinking of Bono
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# BONO DEAD:
EATEN BY A HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# BOTH!
*dons hobnail boots*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# HELLO, HELLOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Bono should sing bootylicious sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# yes, underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Strapped to concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Oh yes, I forgot,
you eat people - that's how you prepare them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# no.
 
a sharp blow to the back of the head, followed by regular butchery and storage.
The back of the thighs is the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SILENCE OF THE MCS.
MY NAME IS HANNIBAL
IAM A CANNIBAL
I HAVE STRONG MANDIBLES
I EAT PEOPLE - HUH!

THOMAS HARRIS BRANCHES OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Can I help next time?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# as per wikipedia's "on this day" yesterday
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkner_Incident
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# yeah well he had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# RAPITNUI DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# WITH MALICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HE DID IT WITH GUSTO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HE DID IT WITH
TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)