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# That's alright love
he'd have laughed.

I am a bit gutted though, he was one of the people I really wanted to shake the hand of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I have a big long list of those
Managed to cross one off last year, but it was a little disappointing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Graeme Garden
Comedy god as far as I'm concerned, but a very weak 'wet fish' handshake :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Never heard of him.
I hate wet fish handshakes. Be a bloody man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# !!!!!
!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I know, I know.
I've not heard of lots of things people go !!! about.

HOWEVER I have heard of lots of things you haven't. So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# And I was just saying to Mr Trellis how excellent you were
I've gone right off you now....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I suppose so.
GG was around when I was a kiddie, long before you were born!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *dies of shock*
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue! I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again! The Goodies! The Funky Gibbon!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Fuck it, sorry.
I know who you mean now, I'm shit with names. Bloody hell, I grew up listening to Radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Man's a genius. So funny he makes my brain hurt.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# So sorry, it's taking a while to catch up with people today.
And I do really know who you mean now, I'm just really wank with names. Plus it helps if I see the face, which you don't with radio, and I never really saw the Goonies (this I do apologise for).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Goodies, not Goonies
There's a world of difference!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Bloody hell, and my typing's gone now.
that's what I meant. Dungarees, Bill Oddie, all that sort of stuff, yes?


I appear to be breaking....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That's the kiddie :)
And I've changed my mind, and will tell Mr Trellis that you are excellent after all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Brill!
I am lovely, really, I've just had a bit of a long day. I shall prove it at the meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# my last name is gibbons
so i hate the goodies cos that song made school hell
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Shut it Funky!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# but
did you not become funky in secondary school/uni/life and get a hell of a lot of action?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# well yeah
but i don't think that had anything to do with my name
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# We used to have a guy in IT
Whose last name was gibbons.

In a lanky northern way, he was fucking FIT. And by that I mean he was NORTHERN, had a t shirt with a CASSETTE on and took no bollocks from anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Wait til you meet me!!
My Northenness even drives Dixon wild!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# YES.
Northern men FTW. I may be marrying a suvvernah, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# it might have been me
you just don't know

do ya???
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I do, you've got a picture on your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# bugger
caught out
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *buys tee with an 8-track cassette on*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I'm gonna buy myself an 8-track
once i've finally got my turntable
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# its hard to shake hands like that
their hand just sort of slips from your grasp or you feel like your gonna break them
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# you can judge a man by the way he shakes hands
i heard this when i was a youngster, and so launched upon a course of practical handshake improvement

i'm still a social midget, but by crikey i have a good handshake now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# a firm hand shake is the best way to lie about your reputation
i can't remember who said that but its a good quote
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# a strong grip, a little distraction, a gentle twist, and *hup*
your other hand is in their pants
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# very funny man Graeme Garden
i take it one of your fav comedy programs is i'm sorry i haven't a clue?
how did i guess?
just little clues!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Is it that obvious?
;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I have never heard ISIHAC in my life,
But b3ta has educated me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i have downloaded about 60 episodes
theres tons of it on the P2P networks, if you want some
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I have alllllllllllllllll of them, ever
And all the ISIRTA as well :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# can i point you towards
/geek
?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Sent to me by a fellow b3tan actually
As a present :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ahh thats sweet
thats why i like it here.
poeple are nice
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hmm...ponders...



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Go to bbc.co.uk/bbc7
Click on listen again. Click on A-Z. Go to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue. If there ain't one there, there should be on bbc.co.uk/radio4's listen again. Listen. Laugh!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# That doesn't work for me.
I can't get any radio on my browser.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)