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# Can I ask a question?
Is it Celtic with a soft C or with a hard one? Because Celtic Frost the band is (s)eltic Frost, not (k)eltic Frost.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sell tic

sell ik

seeeeeeeell tik
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Rule 1 for safe travel in Glasgow
Under NO circumstances mention the word 'orange' in any context whatsoever to a Glaswegian taxi driver...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# and if anyone asks you support partick thistle
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ^^ the old classic answer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I was accosted by a group of neds in my stairwell who wouldnt let me get into my flat and demanded i drink a beer with them
I was terrified. They asked who I supported... I stammered that I was a dundee utd fan... "Aye, but are ye a proddie or a cafflic dundee utd fan?" I said neither, just a dundee utd fan. Then one of them said "Aye, bit dundee unitit are a fenian team eh" and started going on about how they didn't like fenians, before all finally saying they were celtic fans with the exception of one rangers fan. They eventually got bored. I was extremely scared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yeah. i walk into a glasgow bus stop
'haw you trying to budge in or sumfin eh !' (looking menacing) 'are you a tim or a hun ?'

*squirm*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yes
I certainly did not enjoy such situations. I've never met so many brown-toothed people as I did in glasgow. They all wanted to speak to me, ask me what I did, if i was a tim or a hun, then if they could have a fiver for the bus, while holding a glass bottle near my face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The football team is a soft C
but only because the Glaswegians at the time the club was founded didn't know how to say it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Thankee kindly sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# the race of people is hard C though
thought I'd better add that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Happarently
according to the QI book currently living next to my loo, that term was only invented in C18 or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Celtic
sell tic
sell ik
the hoops
the bhoys
the tattie munchers
the fenians
the champions

Rangers
the gers
the teddy bears
the huns
the runners up for the last two years (sorry dbroon, couldn't help myself)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# we're top of the league and you're no
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Sun-tastic headline no. 1
Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)