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# A bit late, but...
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# football is for gays lol
btw: are you a tottenhams fan?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# It's true.
Only for the gays.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ^ True

* Nowadays you can see better acting at the Pantomime
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# if he was, you'd think he'd be able to spell Berbatov
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# well, to be fair
in Bulgarian the letter that looks like "B" is in fact a V - so this phonetic tranlation may be more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# oh dear
the ninjas got it wrong then! delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# but by my arguments
his name might in fact be Vervatov. We need to see it written in Bulgarian to work it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# forget it
I've just received a gaz offering me 18 million dollars from some cunt from Abdijan. I'll buy Bulgaria and make them use Bs properly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# LOL a thread about Bulgaria?
all experts here, hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Yes,
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, see,
Proof:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Oh my.
That's very nice, actually. *gazes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# You mean gayzes!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'm gay for football
and this makes me stiffer than a scoutmaster supervising shower time.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Did it take you all week
to draw this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I think the week may have been spent deciding how to spell "Berbatov" correctly
It's possible to over-think at times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# My god
does it really matter enough to be the only real comment on this picture (besides how gay football may or may not be)?!
And to be repeated in ever nastier ways
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *fluff awards*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I'd like to thank my ever-supportive missus
my parents
my b3ta brethren...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *wayves*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ok
sorry. FP.

*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahah, one extreme to the other

but you're so sexy when you pout like that
*moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *raises one eyebrow, while pouting, and humming softly*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yes,
You're quite right. I did spell Dimitar Berbatov incorrectly... and it's forced me to own up: I'm a sham. Yes, I've tried to pass myself off as a normal, functioning human being, but it's failed. Things have been going badly recently... I've felt disconnected and isolated and I think that if I could pinpoint where everything began to unravel, it would be when I failed to spell Dimitar's name correctly. You win, you win...
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# might i suggest
Ovaltine. It will help.

All good natured banter, no need to get wordy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oh, but there is!
You have unravelled me. With your pointed criticism you have speared my hopes and dreams and revealed them all as illusions, petty imaginings not worth a farthing.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *offers tampax*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Game over man
game over

too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# It could have been worse
you could have upset the Apostrophe Police as I have in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# yay for stickmen playing footy
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# football makes me gay!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# \o/
*inter-oldfirm sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# god I'm brickin' it for tonight :/

mon the hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# what do you think the score will be?
barca got beat 4-2 at the weekend so there's some hope
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm hoping celtic can manage it but
it will take an almighty hour and a half of luck which will surely go down in history.

I shall be watching and cheering on the my favourite australian celtic player ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Can I ask a question?
Is it Celtic with a soft C or with a hard one? Because Celtic Frost the band is (s)eltic Frost, not (k)eltic Frost.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sell tic

sell ik

seeeeeeeell tik
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Rule 1 for safe travel in Glasgow
Under NO circumstances mention the word 'orange' in any context whatsoever to a Glaswegian taxi driver...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# and if anyone asks you support partick thistle
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ^^ the old classic answer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I was accosted by a group of neds in my stairwell who wouldnt let me get into my flat and demanded i drink a beer with them
I was terrified. They asked who I supported... I stammered that I was a dundee utd fan... "Aye, but are ye a proddie or a cafflic dundee utd fan?" I said neither, just a dundee utd fan. Then one of them said "Aye, bit dundee unitit are a fenian team eh" and started going on about how they didn't like fenians, before all finally saying they were celtic fans with the exception of one rangers fan. They eventually got bored. I was extremely scared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# yeah. i walk into a glasgow bus stop
'haw you trying to budge in or sumfin eh !' (looking menacing) 'are you a tim or a hun ?'

*squirm*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yes
I certainly did not enjoy such situations. I've never met so many brown-toothed people as I did in glasgow. They all wanted to speak to me, ask me what I did, if i was a tim or a hun, then if they could have a fiver for the bus, while holding a glass bottle near my face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The football team is a soft C
but only because the Glaswegians at the time the club was founded didn't know how to say it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Thankee kindly sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# the race of people is hard C though
thought I'd better add that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Happarently
according to the QI book currently living next to my loo, that term was only invented in C18 or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Celtic
sell tic
sell ik
the hoops
the bhoys
the tattie munchers
the fenians
the champions

Rangers
the gers
the teddy bears
the huns
the runners up for the last two years (sorry dbroon, couldn't help myself)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# we're top of the league and you're no
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Sun-tastic headline no. 1
Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# but mark viduka isnt playing..
oh
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# if boruc plays out his skin..and the defence holds

we have a slight chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ....
I think you have a chance that boruc will play well... but erm... the defence? uh, no. not good enough to win the league and certainly not good enough to stop eto'o et al.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# c'mon
samaras hatrick. easy.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hope so :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# barca have no defence but still....
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Bah, you lot and your posh football
I'm off to watch some proper footy tonight... Blackpool v Barnsley, The War of the Roses. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# LOL CAMPBELL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ .o. \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

/crowd
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# don't tell me the final score, i'm going to watch the highlights
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# 2-1
guess which way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Footy on b3ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hissssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# COYS!!!!!!
Well, I like this even if all the football hating girly types don't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *raises eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I meant girly
as in not masculine.

Cos all REAL men like footy! And boobies and cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# REAL men like what they like
and don't give a fuck how that tempts others to categorise them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)