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# Think of a word...
It rhymes with Hock...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Five elephants, a mug of tea, several copies of 'A Dangerous Lady', the bestselling crime thriller by Martina Cole, a roll of toilet tissue (extra quilted) and a radio alarm clock fall off a cliff.
Boom boom boom boom boom, splash/tinkle, Series of light thuds, an even lighter thud, crash/smash/tinkle again.

I JUST CAN'T SEE A POINT WHEREBY THESE STOP BEING FUNNY :D :D :D :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# If this is what being ill is like, I want to be ill
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Haha what?
In my creative writing lecture this morning we covered radio drama, and were given this as an example of clunky exposition:

TOM: Hello there, my friend Tim. Nice day, isn't it, Tim, outside here in the park this pleasant summer's afternoon at 4pm? Do you mind if I punch you, Tim, in the face - like so?
SFX: Punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# haha!!
sounds like my sort of show!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# inspired

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# Haha cool.
See also: every single Bond villain.

"Yes Mr Bond - in 14 hours time, using the sun's rays mirrored from my fleet of satellites, I shall melt the polar ice caps, flooding the world, and in the ensuing chaos, steal all the gold from Fort Knox! Bwaaaahahahahaha!" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)