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# Here's one for you...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
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(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I still don't get this
but it makes me SO HAPPY.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Think of a word...
It rhymes with Hock...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Five elephants, a mug of tea, several copies of 'A Dangerous Lady', the bestselling crime thriller by Martina Cole, a roll of toilet tissue (extra quilted) and a radio alarm clock fall off a cliff.
Boom boom boom boom boom, splash/tinkle, Series of light thuds, an even lighter thud, crash/smash/tinkle again.

I JUST CAN'T SEE A POINT WHEREBY THESE STOP BEING FUNNY :D :D :D :D :D :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# If this is what being ill is like, I want to be ill
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Haha what?
In my creative writing lecture this morning we covered radio drama, and were given this as an example of clunky exposition:

TOM: Hello there, my friend Tim. Nice day, isn't it, Tim, outside here in the park this pleasant summer's afternoon at 4pm? Do you mind if I punch you, Tim, in the face - like so?
SFX: Punch.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# haha!!
sounds like my sort of show!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# inspired

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Haha cool.
See also: every single Bond villain.

"Yes Mr Bond - in 14 hours time, using the sun's rays mirrored from my fleet of satellites, I shall melt the polar ice caps, flooding the world, and in the ensuing chaos, steal all the gold from Fort Knox! Bwaaaahahahahaha!" etc.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# re: click for...
Only took about 2 minutes for the penny to drop :-/
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# nerfnerfnerf!
I pull this same stunt on b3ta every two years... people have such short memories. ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I'm at a bit of a loss on this one I'm afraid
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ahh!
haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
#





*Slap*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Your link was borked, so I fixed it!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Oh wait...

Click for beggar

Now it's fixed.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I think I know him.
I think he's from Leeds and sometimes wears his other shirt (the Cradle of Fluff one)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Where abouts in Leeds?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Erm...
...Briggate mostly, IIRC.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ah, right.
That's normally too busy for me to pay attention to people.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I clicked for lager
but there's not a waiter around
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# This
CFB

Edit:mindpissed!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# A Biggar!
A convenient public lavatory on the way to Edinburgh.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# OMG Gordon Brown


Click for NSFW
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# OMG!
That should go in the newsletter! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)