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# ...for a girl like you to come into my life.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *dances*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# could you do it around the pole please.

*tucks dollar bill in the top of your boot*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
pole=matchstick C];0D


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ah no, if I were going to poledance it'd be to
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
Change (In the House of Flies) by Deftones
or Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

Alternate nights, alternate songs.


Edit: almost forgot, or Poison by Alice Cooper.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Count me in
Wouldn't miss it for the world...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *changes record*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Now all I need is a top hat and a string tie.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# G String Tie?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh, so you're not THAT ill, then . . .
so you're not THAT ill then . . .

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Never too ill for shit pop music.
Edit: I am quite ill though, I've got a nosebleed from sneezing too hard.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ow!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ive been waiting
For someone new...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# and a love that will suffice
IE will be just about good enough!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you turd
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yes, i know, i have put you off your stroke.
i apologise.

have a mental image of carol vorderman fellating richards whitleys petrified corpse.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)