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# i've been waiting...

..for a deer
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# This is bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ...for a girl like you to come into my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# could you do it around the pole please.

*tucks dollar bill in the top of your boot*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
pole=matchstick C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ah no, if I were going to poledance it'd be to
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
Change (In the House of Flies) by Deftones
or Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

Alternate nights, alternate songs.


Edit: almost forgot, or Poison by Alice Cooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Count me in
Wouldn't miss it for the world...
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *changes record*
www.sh-barcockers.com/media/ZZ_Top_-_Sharp_Dressed_Man.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Now all I need is a top hat and a string tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# G String Tie?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh, so you're not THAT ill, then . . .
so you're not THAT ill then . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Never too ill for shit pop music.
Edit: I am quite ill though, I've got a nosebleed from sneezing too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ow!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ive been waiting
For someone new...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# and a love that will suffice
IE will be just about good enough!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you turd
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yes, i know, i have put you off your stroke.
i apologise.

have a mental image of carol vorderman fellating richards whitleys petrified corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# that could hurt goolies
that could!
PS happy b3taday and top shop! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It just snowed a bit here.

Snow!


But then it turned to hail.

Hail!


But then it stopped.

Stopping!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It snowed here for a few hours.
It hailed yesterday.

Now it's sunning, but not very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sluverly here
Where are you?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Here *points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Oh. There
Snot so nice there
But Sluvely here
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# was sunny here yesterday
is sunny today,
will probably be sunny tomorrow

Bloody Spain! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Fuck off with your Spain.
Too hot, anyway. Bleeeurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# pah!
it's not all that! Madrid is pretty wanky anyway. Freezing in winter, too bloody hot in Summer and those nice bits inbetween you get riddled with all sorts of different types of Hay fever so Pffffffft to your Blightey!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I'd rather live here than in Spain.
Plus aren't Spaniards quite fucking racist? Well, ones who go to F1 races anyway.

I've never been to Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well I guess generlising makes you a bit racist ;)
Spain is a beautiful country but I do miss My old green and grey pastures.
And No. in general they aint racist ( just the usual nationalist twats of which England has lots also)
PS how do you know Spain is too hot if you've never been?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hooray for Spain.

I used to live there too. When I was little.

These days I just holiday in Tarifa every now and again. Holidays! Hooray for them!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# indeed!
*tips hat to holidays*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Nicely dione
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yays
Good eating on one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# it'll be like
a nutty venison i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Happy GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I BURN! I BURN! day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# spank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You've been reading Small Gods
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Fabtabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha! splendid
and happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thank
you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# SQUOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# those grey fuckers wouldn't stand a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# it'll spear them
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# he could hang their pelts on his antlers to warn the rest off!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha! This is ace!
Hahaha!
*click*
:D
Eeee!
*glees*

Bappy-heater day!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# tnak you
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hoppy b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# happy b3taday! for your deer i give you a shark

(maninthespoon, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# woo
shark cake! thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# this
is fecking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday

From someone who is also celebrating his Birthday !
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# thanks
and congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)