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# I was more amazed that the Metro was so dubious
it was all question marks and 'apparent'

Is pancreatic cancer that easy to fake?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i have pancreatic cancer
disprove that
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *prods pancreas*
*prods again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# umm
OW...*clutches torso in many different places in order to hide the fact I don't know where my pancreas is positioned*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# it's just....there
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Correctly identified Dr. Nibus.
Now if you could use the extra spiky stick to locate the rectum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# this is a good plan
I may also use an extra sticky spike
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hawhaw!
no, that iz mi knob stoopid doktaa! my mum sez your not sposed to tuch me there... :s
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# isn't that just standard journalism now?
"There appears to have been a suggestion that he may have...etc etc"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Varies... but after readin that, I honestly came away with the impression it was some kind of PR stunt...
The lengths some people will go to eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# you fake the systems of an inflamed spleen
with the addition of when the doctor prods your stomach, you piss your pants. Easiest thing in the world
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# How do you fake the MRI/CT scan?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# eat lots of toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Righty-ho
*takes notes for next time I want time off work*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
"You appear to have a lesion in the shape of a smug bastard with a croissant"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'm afraid you have kittens nesting in your bladder.
We'll have to operate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It looks like you have a Quo spot on your lungs.
I'd like to run further tests...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Quo spots are never a good sign..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't help but imagine Parfitt and Rossi with acne now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The original story was broken by the National Enquirer,
which is not known as the world's most reliable source for rigourous fact-checking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A-ha!
Sea Tramp, answererer of questions and owner of FACT.

*is satiated*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Unless I'm wrong.
I was told this 'fact' by the hack two desks down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Good enough for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)