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# Is there
an optimum number of f's in a pffffft?
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# The unofficially accepted stance seems to be
two= actual 'pfft' noise made. Or you don't get the joke.
three or four= varying degrees of immense amusement. Or you wish to threadjack and have no comment to make on the image.

Edit: More seems to equal a rebel or mentalist. Either way, shoot on sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I like chicken
(this was a tj without image comment)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hello sir!
How are you enjoying your fame and gleeful welcome on return?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# yeah man :D
I be all O_O and overcome with emotion and my eyes spurted "fluid" :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# real discomeats fluid!
*collects in vial*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# yes, it can be used at "special" religious festivals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I applaud your informative mix of SCIENCE and psychology
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thank you
I'm glad my talents are finally being recognised
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Cheers
I was worried my pfft etiquette was just not cricket.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *loads rifle*
*stares suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I shall remember this
the next time you pfft one of my jokes.

May be a long wait though!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I'm always too im awe to apply my amateur psychology to your posts
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I always thought
a pfffft was a bad thing.

Now I know only a pfft is bad.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# But surely the longer the Pffft!
(mine average out at three 'f's) the funnier the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Nope
They're both good. It's a dubious 'good', up there with a spanging for a particularly bad (ie good) pun...but it's still a type of praise!

Just
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I get it
*quickly checks old posts for "pfft'ing"*
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I will have to be more cautious with my pfffft-ings in future!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'll forgive you if you agree to be in Derby
About the 4th of October
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm toying with the London Bash
but everywhere's too far when you don't drive!

but then I have a few months to learn!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# DERBY!
The London bash is only a practice run
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.....
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.............................
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)