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# i apologise in advance for this...

steven seagull
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I heart that pun. you're a genius.
(Mortimer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)
# kill it
oh dear god, won't someone put it out of it's misery!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I would
But seagulls are a protected species...

Bicarbonate laced bread anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I thought that was
only pidgeons?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:20, archived)
# No... Seagulls too

*Thinks back to 15 years ago*

[Cue timewarping effect]


"Why I remember Weston-Super-Mare Pier, the gulls and the resulting police chase through the city center... Great days"
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
*notes fact down in Useless Fact note-pad*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Works with Pheasents too
Although won't leave much to eat...

I must point out at this point that I am now a vegetarian...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:26, archived)
# god
do they blow up?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Not so much as rupture
Don't do it, is not a pretty sight...

Far more humane to shoot em with an air rifle and chase them round a field/woods until they bleed to death...

(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:30, archived)
# repost
/not amused
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)
# sorry
it was on geocities last time and all i saw was a
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:37, archived)