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# Fresh Prince Maths FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math? Maths or math?
SEVENTEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# maths
we don't like that merkin spelling round here
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# the first P in PHP stands for PHP.
THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Self referential and a paradox
That's pretty good going for an acronym
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Like "GUTS"
stands for "Guts up the shitter"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Fucking Rain Man.


EY UP! There's a fight going on outside my gaff. Fucking marvellous, I'm pointed at the window as well
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Rain brings me down.
Monkey knife-fight?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Nah, punch up.
Lovely bit of mud on pristine Burton special shirts.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# fucking emo! :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Join in.
Take your killing knife.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Bah, I'm in my jimjams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Perfect,
you won't get chav blood on your nice clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I am wearing my lovely new b3ta t shirt as jimjams.
Well, wandering around jimjams. not sleepy jimjams. They is different.

Also, coppers have arrived. Stern faced lady copper giving the big lad a good talking to, from the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# hot?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hard to tell.
Massive coat and vest and hat and everything.

Dead short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# YOU, thilly!
oh, you. You're thilly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# See, now you've got 'I'm Thuper' in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Perhaps they're actually filming a porno?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I have both hands on the keyboard, so no.
Sorry, that was a bit graphic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Is this like the hanging up seaweed to tell if it's raining thing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Yes. If I'm not wanking, there's no porn going on near me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Understood.
Can I buy a miniature version of you to use as a detector around the house?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I'll have to go back to training dogs to smell the crusty semen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Cats'd probably do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Take pictures with flash.
A lot. And shout "Rodney King is watching you copper". A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I happen to be in possession of a sizeable quantity
of marijuana.

Now is not the time to start pissing about with coppers, especially one that's managed to frighten a very large, pissed lad.

Anyway, I think they're off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Ah I know what you mean.
I remember returning from the pub, drunk ( what?) down Shepherd's Bush road, nearing home, seeing two guys breaking the window of the antiques shop and robbing the contents. I chased one of them for ages, discarding my leather motorcycle jacket for streamlining ( and remembering afterwards that I had 4 bottles of Bud in the pockets ). Anyway, I caught him on Blythe road just as his mate turned up claiming I was a skinhead racist beating them up. As a crowd gathered and it got nasty ( guy I had hold of was a Pakistani and I was bald an wearing 18 hole Docs ) the old bill turned up in a car with my mate in the back ( who could not then get out again )
Cut a long story short ( too late you cry ) They were arrested but I was very drunk and took offense in the station to the spotty kid that was interviewing me. I too got arrested and spent the night in the cell for being a local hero who hates smarmy kids coppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I wouldn't have lost the jacket.
I try not to get involved, anymore. Last time I did that the lad was on something bloody mental and he cracked my eye socket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I hate getting involved and always say 'never again'
but it's the soldier in me. Less think, more do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# If I even try and do I get sat on by bigger boys now.
I'm a terrier, but I'm kept on a very short lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# You'ld have little trouble with me.
Too old fashioned ( and even chauvinistic ). I've had my arse kicked by a woman because I won't do more than try not to be hit. I like feisty women, but you need to heel when told ( for safety reasons )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Hence the sitting.
And also the not going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
so I can make a topiary out of your pubic hair.

In West Philadelphia born and raised,
in the hairdressers where I spent most of my days.
Dryin' out, towelin', blue-rinsing old school,
and all coughin' some hairballs outside of the school,
when a couple of stylists who were up to no good,
started to spray dye into ma stylin' hood.
I got in one little fight an my momma got scared.
She said "You're goin' to do some perms and waves in a town called Bel Air"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# made me cough
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)