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# Dear Sirs
I read with interest that they are intending to remake hilarious fifties talking horse TV show Mr. Ed and aim it at a more modern audience... I can see it now... Street talking horse... Kinda like that 'hilarious' greetings card with Ali G-G on it...

BTW in theory this is my last 'full-time' b3ta day as I start work on a proper magazine where you have to do work tomorrow... So, it's been fun - although, like Dr. Phil, I'll probably be back in two days...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 10:58, archived)
# neigh!
I like the old Mr Ed. If it an't broke don't fix it.

Good luck in your new job come back soon, bring pie etc.
Rob - did you know that Create Online is shutting down, talking of magazines?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Morning,
my little chipmonk of love.
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# ello
gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Ssshhhh.
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# I like
Create Online.
That's a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I did,
but recently it more like a very expensive pamphlet.
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# Well, of all the mags I get free here
it's the one I flicked through the most. Never actually read any of it obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:08, archived)
# exactly - nothing to read
I used to read it at the station, in the shop. And I still had time to spare, after reading all the 'indepth features'.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:11, archived)
# lets hope revolution magazine are next
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Never read that.
I wish magazines could be more like the annuals I used to read when I was a kid.
Editors could learn a lot by leafing through old copies of Look in, and Look and Learn.
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# that's the problem with the youth of today
not enough problems solved in photostories
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Hey!
problems solved in photostories eh?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Or
exploded diagrams of how aerosols work. And the details of Roman Chariot Racing.
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# i read that as
"exploded diagrams of how arseholes work."
Not what one would expect from a noble squire of your ilk.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Ahem
I know someone who works on that...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:18, archived)
# yeah!
down with the revolution!


(what's wrong with Revolution btw?)
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:18, archived)
# £6.50 for about 20 pages?
I thought i was grossly overpriced and had practically turned into the 'Hello' magazine of the web... I dunno. Good intentions maybe but just diddn't seem to work somehow. I was in it too, once or twice. Apparantly it was only selling about 2000 copies.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I think it's a hard
market to sell magazines for, people who use the web tend to read about web stuff on the web.
Web.
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# still think
it should be banned
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:13, archived)
# What?
The web?
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# yup
can't stand the thing, it's sick, it's wrong and it must be stopped.
(my honour is most unpleasantly tarnished)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Your honour
is above tarnish Madam.
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# too kind a compliment
from too true a gent
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I don't think anything could tarnish YOUR honour


This could be taken in two ways...
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# so could i
(?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yeah I heard about create
sad. a time is over. but not that sad. COZ THEY WOZ SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:07, archived)
# .
yo filly
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:03, archived)