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# Sir,
I impeach you no longer speak to the good Lady in such a familiar tone. Stand fast or I shall be forced to have my Father lobby the club to have your Father removed!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# masticate on this you porcine vagina
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Sir,
you have affronted my reputation in the presence of a lady.
A duel sir, a duel!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# look over there
*points overhead and the runs in opposite direction*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# A cad
and a coward.
Sir, you are unmasked!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# gasp
*swoon* (towards Squire Bovine Ludloe or some other gentleman, as I fear the baron would take unwelcome liberties)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# come hither to krauty
thoust will get a good seeing too.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
#
Mate, its not Shakespeare, drop all the the thee's and thous'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I shall scream
and hit you with a candlestick.
SAVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# As I've not been saved, and I must go to bed
please find my body floating in the frozen pond.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Or I could run off with the Baron
whatever. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry,
and good night.

I'm talking to a corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Podbury,
a Chaise longue for the lady!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Immediately
my liege
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# For such gallantry
You deserve a proper swooning!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Madam
*holds hand*

Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to bring you round from a fit of the vapours.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Sir
*What totally different feelings did Lady Catherine take back into the house from what she had brought out! - she had then been only daring to hope for a little respite of suffering; - she was now in an exquisite flutter of happiness, and such happiness moreover as she believed must still be greater when the flutter should have passed away.*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Tis a shame
I must leave you so soon.
My coach awaits at the gate and when I return I may be a different man. But know this before I leave, these past few posts have filled my heart more than any joy I have felt in the past years of my life.
I only ask a kiss before I leave.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Come away from the trout pond, good squire!
Perchance you may fall in and then my heart would be torns into shreds.
You may kiss me, step a little closer...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I have
a firm footing.

*steps closer*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:56, archived)
# *chaste peck on cheek*
Oh Joy! Oh Rapture!
*swoons, swoons some more*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Right!
I'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I have been
disgraced! Abandoned!What ever will Father say?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I say!
What a terribly odd fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Sir
You are ever so intriguing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, I say!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I've already swooned
if you swoon too, nobody will be able to scream or ask if anyone would like more tea.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:42, archived)
# So many ladies,
only one Squire Bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# you aren't doing a very good job of saving me
the Baron has had me for like 10 minutes.
I should get to bed anyhow. Should I be murdered or have an accident involving a frozen pond?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)