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# Is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It's ALWAYS you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I would, if there were another me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Wouldn't everyone?
Themselves, I mean, not me. Hush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# wouldnt that technically be masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Yes.
Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# no, just a technicality
it would be interesting for sure, but im not sure i want to penetrate myself
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# See I think it's different for straight boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i've had enough gay sex to know i dont like gay sex
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# At least you had a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i feel sorry for girlies man sex is very salty
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Also is just generally foul.
I swallow on birthdays and when suprised. But even on birthdays I'll whine about it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# tbh its fine if you have something to drink directly after
but tbh its in your mouth longer if you spit in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Never hits my mouth in the first place.
If I don't get a warning then....

well, don't make the girl with your cock between her teeth angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# some guys like that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yes.
But that tends to be more slow biting than quick.

Why are we talking about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i dunno, why is it always you i end up talking to about such things?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I'm a dirty old grotbag/Nanny Ogg
I don't know about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# i'm just a little deviant
...or a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Fortunately, my girlfriend quite disagrees.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I make up for it.
I can't help it, I've tried everything, I just bloody hate the stuff. My ex used to drink a litre of pineapple juice daily and was veggie for this very reason, and it was still....blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# if you like cider you are on a winner.
because just one night on it for me and she is complaining that my cum tastes of apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# It's not going to work.
I. Do. Not. Swallow.

Anywhere but there. Oooh, except eyes. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Apparently I managed to change the taste noticably by eating half a pineapple once.
That's not something I can be bothered to do regularly. Maybe for her birthday, as a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I really and honestly thought you were a lady
and I have no idea why. Unless it was the mention of all that cock you sucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I have a picture of his lady cock on my hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# aww its sweet that you kept it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
weet ad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# rofl no im a bloke, i have the wang piercings to prove it
i've had a lot more straight sex than gay in my defence
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I'm just joshing with you.
you fill or be filled as much as you like fella. It's all good by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# arf, i have since decided that anything pointier than a nipple is best avoided in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# straight boy = liar
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# most men'll fuck anything.
 
it doesn't even have to be warm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Actually,
I am incredibly fussy and get more so, the drunker I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# here's to the exceptions!
 
I'm fussier the drunker the other person is.
/not a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# no0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah, but would you do any boys, let alone yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# no
sends me right floppy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Well then you can't possibly comment.
What if the other you was a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i dunno
i did have the uncool kind of threesome once, but i just couldn't get on with it.

If the other me was a girl she'd blatantly be a lez. I wouldn't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Sounds like a challenge to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *whimpers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# PROTEST, MUCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# no
if there was another you, then you wouldn't actually be fucking me, I'd be fucking the other you. I would be constantly jealous of my other self.
Edit:I have no ability to understand words tonight. I must read things twice to understand them, otherwise I invent meanings for the words I read completely separate from the semantics of the read words. I'm sorry. I shall try to read messages fully in future.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Confused/horny/win.
edit: entirely understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ahhhhh YE-AH
\\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# O do love that.
but I am concerned as to how Pocoyo ended up with your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It was a fair swap.
*re-seals freezer bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It's always been you, you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Fight* you for him.
*Wrestle. Slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# In nutella and peanut butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Those photos would have to be explained quite rigorously, I feel.
But yes. Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# nutella and peanut butter?
get your coat love...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)