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# When she pledges her allegiance to me
I'll consider reciprocating.

Daft old bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Heh. It's not her who thought it should happen
it's her useless government.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# She probably thinks
that we already do.
Daft old bint.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
#
Archbishop. Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Union of South Africa, Pakistan, and Ceylon, and of your Possessions and the other Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining, according to their respective laws and customs?

Queen. I solemnly promise so to do.

Archbishop. Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, in Mercy, to be executed in all your judgements?

Queen. I will.

Archbishop. Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of God and the true profession of the Gospel? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in the United Kingdom the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolably the settlement of the Church of England, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and government thereof, as by law established in England? And will you preserve unto the Bishops and Clergy of England, and to the Churches there committed to their charge, all such rights and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them?

Queen. All this I promise to do
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I meant me personally.
In my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# she's got you pencilled in for next tuesday tea time
just before she picks up the corgis from the doggy groomers and gets her republican killing stick sharpened.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I'm not saying I'm a republican
She's just completely irrelevant to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Archbishop. LOLTHX NICE1!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# As an atheist...
...she can stick it up her arse.

Daft old bint.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# atheist or agnostic?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# authoritarian, atheist, or apologist?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ceylon no longer exists
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :-O where did it go?!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# sri lanka
it's nice there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# unless your on the coast during an earthquake induced tidal surge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# or a Tamil
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# or anywhere near colombo station
when the tigers are in town.
i was out there just before the big wave, been waiting to go back, but they insist on keep trying to kill each other.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)