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# Get on your knees, prole.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hmm...
would
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I can see this shit going down a storm...
.... in Wales.

/not
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Wales is only West London.
They're just all a bit pretentious, that's all.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *bums*
HOW'S THAT FOR ALLEGIANCE, HUH?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# that's me spent
'ning moley
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hallo g!
Didn't get blown away by yesterday's apocalyptic weather then?
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# no, just by your awesome talents


*sicks a little bit
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
*is also sick a little bit*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Sod off you old crab-bucket
(enough swearing?)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# When she pledges her allegiance to me
I'll consider reciprocating.

Daft old bint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Heh. It's not her who thought it should happen
it's her useless government.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# She probably thinks
that we already do.
Daft old bint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
#
Archbishop. Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Union of South Africa, Pakistan, and Ceylon, and of your Possessions and the other Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining, according to their respective laws and customs?

Queen. I solemnly promise so to do.

Archbishop. Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, in Mercy, to be executed in all your judgements?

Queen. I will.

Archbishop. Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of God and the true profession of the Gospel? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in the United Kingdom the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolably the settlement of the Church of England, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and government thereof, as by law established in England? And will you preserve unto the Bishops and Clergy of England, and to the Churches there committed to their charge, all such rights and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them?

Queen. All this I promise to do
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I meant me personally.
In my house.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# she's got you pencilled in for next tuesday tea time
just before she picks up the corgis from the doggy groomers and gets her republican killing stick sharpened.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I'm not saying I'm a republican
She's just completely irrelevant to me!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Archbishop. LOLTHX NICE1!
:)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# As an atheist...
...she can stick it up her arse.

Daft old bint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# atheist or agnostic?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# authoritarian, atheist, or apologist?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ceylon no longer exists
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :-O where did it go?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# sri lanka
it's nice there.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# unless your on the coast during an earthquake induced tidal surge.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# or a Tamil
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# or anywhere near colombo station
when the tigers are in town.
i was out there just before the big wave, been waiting to go back, but they insist on keep trying to kill each other.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# on my honor
i promise to do my best
to do my duty
to god and to the queen
to help other people
and to keep the cub scout law.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah I was a scout
Unfortunately I've already pledged my soul to queen and country.. BUT I RECANT!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# BEWARE
QUEEN IS A ALIEN
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Fucksocks....
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Scary eyes!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)