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# No, brie is awesome.
I've just eaten some jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# brie is ace!
jelly is better

but not together
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Oooh I don't know.
I think it might be quite nice with a savoury jelly or a redcurrant one or something. On some nice bruschetta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# premium oat cake & Stilton & honey
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Brie and redcurrant jelly is great!
Yumm!

I see Spurs pulled off another glorious failure last night... when is the celebratory dvd and mug out? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# blah blah blah
luck was out.

Thats what happens when you rely on jenas and Chimbonda, useless french cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Arf!
Chimbonda really is a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# our local all-you-can-eat Chinese serves jelly *and* jelly babies
I am wondering whether to debate the morality of this with the manager
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# While you're there, can you get me a spring roll?
Do you mean the big all you can eat near the cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# aye
the under-new-management Dragon Chef

*stuffs face*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I loved that place every time I went.
It's been a few years, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I had some of this on the weekend:
www.thecheesegig.com/rw_shop/ShopViewDetails.php?&dx=1&sid=391debc496d3e3c08f101052cc8d49ec&ob=3&rpn=cheese_az&page=2&itemid=7475
and from someone who usually cannot stomach goat's cheese it was smashing.
The 'tingle' was akin to chilli.
Also, pfft - semihard, yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I fucking hate goats cheese, it tastes like if paper had bad breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Best.
Simile.

Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Well it dooooooeeees.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# The mere smell of it makes me retch
This stuff had none of that. It was just lovely blue cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# which is better than cider.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I don't mind cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Cider is what the devils piss would taste like
if the devil had been out on the piss all night, drinking nothing but piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# No, that's red Martini.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Eeeeeuuurrrggghhhh
The thought is turning my stomach.

The worst cocktail known to man is red martini + vodka + malibu + jack daniels... and yes... I drank it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# cider tastes like if
paper had bad spunk and it went all in your throat and up inside your nose pipe and hanging there, unable to be swallowed or snotted out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
+10

it is indeed rank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yes, this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)