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# i was having a bath and doing my hair
and making myself look less tramp like for my job interview tomorrow.
i even have a smart new blouse and jacket and they make me look like a fucking arse.

come back again, i'll leave the door open, my room is second on the left
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well good luck with the work front Amy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i need it
i'll either ladder my tights to fuck, fall over or spill something on my smart clothes or i'll be late or failing that, get into the interview and say fuck or cunt. a lot.

first job interview ever..god knows what i'm ment to say and i know one of them is a woman so i can't do the whole showing clevage thing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What's the job?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# selling beads.
well working in a nice little shop that sells bead and craft crap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# try to avoid saying "beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaads" in the interview then
 
I know I would have a problem with this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You made me laugh whilst inhaling
you utter rotter. *coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaads..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Should be easy enough!
Unless they are love beads!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My first ever interview I said "Oh Bollocks" in the middle of it and I still got the job, and a couple of thousand more than they originally offered as well. But dont take that as advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Good luck with that.
Both the job interview, and the not looking like a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# NOW I LOOK LIKE A SLIGHTLY CLEANER AND BLONDER TRAMP
WITH NICELY TRIMMED HAIR.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
So long as you don't smell of cheap cider you should be able to get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# a smashing new blouse, even.
 
I GOT A NEW T-SHIRT YESTERDAY, THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# that a smashing blouse you have on.
WHATS YOUR NEW T-SHIRT LIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME IT IS A PICTURE OF A DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it's a Barry Brickell design she picked up here:
www.tossi.org.nz/index.php?page=woolshed

stylised, white petroglyph on a black shirt.
make take a picture tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# GOT THIS COOL SHIRT, WHEN I WEAR IT I'M THE SHIT.
 
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT LEGIT, MY MOM BOUGHT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# yay
take a picccccccccccture. lots of pictures.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Good luck with that.
NOT THAT YOU'LL NEED IT RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# NAH.
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND SAY "OI BITCHFACE, GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB OR I'LL SLAP YOU".

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Should work.
Nobody likes getting slapped.

Unless it's a masochist. Then you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# nah
just change the or to an and
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# good luck
does that mean there are others in the house *waggles eyebrows*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yes, my brother and my parents and my cats
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# cats
i'm in lads
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# also, this
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# TETCHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)