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# Oooh, get me. Ambient occlusion AND compositing.


I might get around to doing something worthwhile soon
but whenever I get the odd pleasing result I do like to share.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# stick it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# don't be rude you little ass goblin
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# DONT SLAG HIM OFF!
HES MINE BITCH! BACK AWAY FROM THE MONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# YOU!
where'd you fuck off to?
i came to claim my tea and no-one was in
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i was having a bath and doing my hair
and making myself look less tramp like for my job interview tomorrow.
i even have a smart new blouse and jacket and they make me look like a fucking arse.

come back again, i'll leave the door open, my room is second on the left
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well good luck with the work front Amy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i need it
i'll either ladder my tights to fuck, fall over or spill something on my smart clothes or i'll be late or failing that, get into the interview and say fuck or cunt. a lot.

first job interview ever..god knows what i'm ment to say and i know one of them is a woman so i can't do the whole showing clevage thing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What's the job?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# selling beads.
well working in a nice little shop that sells bead and craft crap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# try to avoid saying "beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaads" in the interview then
 
I know I would have a problem with this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You made me laugh whilst inhaling
you utter rotter. *coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaads..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Should be easy enough!
Unless they are love beads!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My first ever interview I said "Oh Bollocks" in the middle of it and I still got the job, and a couple of thousand more than they originally offered as well. But dont take that as advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Good luck with that.
Both the job interview, and the not looking like a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# NOW I LOOK LIKE A SLIGHTLY CLEANER AND BLONDER TRAMP
WITH NICELY TRIMMED HAIR.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
So long as you don't smell of cheap cider you should be able to get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# a smashing new blouse, even.
 
I GOT A NEW T-SHIRT YESTERDAY, THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# that a smashing blouse you have on.
WHATS YOUR NEW T-SHIRT LIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME IT IS A PICTURE OF A DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it's a Barry Brickell design she picked up here:
www.tossi.org.nz/index.php?page=woolshed

stylised, white petroglyph on a black shirt.
make take a picture tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# GOT THIS COOL SHIRT, WHEN I WEAR IT I'M THE SHIT.
 
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT LEGIT, MY MOM BOUGHT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# yay
take a picccccccccccture. lots of pictures.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Good luck with that.
NOT THAT YOU'LL NEED IT RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# NAH.
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND SAY "OI BITCHFACE, GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB OR I'LL SLAP YOU".

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Should work.
Nobody likes getting slapped.

Unless it's a masochist. Then you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# nah
just change the or to an and
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# good luck
does that mean there are others in the house *waggles eyebrows*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yes, my brother and my parents and my cats
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# cats
i'm in lads
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# also, this
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# TETCHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# you alright
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# all the better for seeing you here.
and how are you princess?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# not bad at all
all cool, you alright darling? how's the job hunting?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# life has been a lot better as of late.
got an interview tomorrow.
i've discovered i am capable of having tragic teenage crushes on people again and my mum keeps feeling sorry for me and buying me stuff.
it's great!

hows your back and work?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# good luck darling, watch those teenafge crushes, teen love doesen't work out very often
i'm ok, work and back are all in the bag
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# and i don't i know.
one person i like is my ex and the other is a really good friend.
the ex thing has more chance of working out than the friend thing, but i'msure the poor ex has been through enough trauma from last time.
i'm probably just avoiding the whole having to try and meet someone new and the whole process of working out if theere just an utter cunt, man slut or worth a try...which i'm crap at.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# do what you want, you don't need other people to be yourself
for me going backwards is always been worse, but who knows, just do your own thing, be sure that you are ok being alone or else you look for others for validation, LOOK AT MY PICTURE, see?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# awww daveypoos!
i know you hate internet hugs so come down here so i can hug you and buy you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Yawn, ok
*fucks off
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# mad skillz
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# That is beautiful!
i hope this succeeds in pacifying Clan Soul :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Clan Soul is a swirling miasma of hate and malice.
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# MALIIIICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I wrote it like that as i just said it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics with sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# When i have time.
i shall film it and put it on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Since when do you have time...
In your busy schedule?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I create it by not doing important things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Important things are overrated anyway.
Unimportant things are far more important.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You're SO right.
Where are important things going to get you anyway?
DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You say
swirling miasma of hate and malice.

I say knobend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# he's overflowing with teenage hormones
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# is his pacifier not enough?
I'll be here all week, skip the veal, it's made of cow foetus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I know a 17 year old who still has hers.
/not even joking
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i have a pacifier
i call it Guinness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# When you say 17 year old,
dont you mean you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No, I am not named after a fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# For fear of opening a Pandora's box of teenage
emotions,

What? You Long Haired Arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# The 17 year old I mentioned is named after a fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ORANGE?
APPLE
GRAPE
PEAR?

I'd be messed up too if i had a name like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# apparently
my friend knows someone who is called Potato Zebbedeeboing due to the utter insanity of her gypsy junkie parents.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# On msn.com
they had the worst names ever yesterday. go find it, t'is aweful.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Elton John?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I hope he/she is called Mango
or Satsuma.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Citrus reticulata!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Pommy Granite
GRANNY SMITH
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You're going to say Sharon
and I'm going to say D. kaki is the real name for Sharon fruit.

Or she may be called Star.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# SHE'S MY. CHERRY PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yay for Cow foetus!
I had a row with a friend of mine when we went out for dinner the other week. She is a vegetarian, and I ordered the Veal. She started bitching and moaning at me for eating baby cows. I asked her if she would have a problem if I ordered a steak. She said yes, so I thought in for a penny in for a pound!

I wouldnt eat baby animals if they didnt taste so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# it is very tasty.
next time, ask her if she eats baby sweetcorn. point proven.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I shall try!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# If their poncey god
had not meant for us to eat the flesh of other animals then what was the point of inventing steak? The thick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I think what youre aiming at is this
If God didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?!?!?!

VEGETARIANS = HELLBOUND CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh feck
Vegetarians of the evangelical type should just feck off.

The only meat I eat is fish but I would never preach to meat eaters. It's a fecking choice.

You don't have to justify your decision to eat meat and I don't have to justify why I don't.

Make this your mantra to utter to fecking vegetarian bores.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# She is fit though and such....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Then swallow it
and maybe she will ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It does!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# just give the retarded cunt
his dummy back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha I always fucking love your words.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Particularly so on those rare occasions I agree with him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hello sexy ladies
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I nearly always agree with him
when I don't, I go into a pointlessly longwinded rant about beer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ever the erudite am I sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# 'erudite'
another word I must study..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# here's a tip, it doesn't mean "rude".
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I for one am annoyed he didn't say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# one day, I'll be erudite, innit
one day :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hehe, yes, you must become erudite in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
*runs*

*Realises it's on the OTHER side of the screen*

*Feels like a tit*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# very nice and smooth
but needs more Indy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# POKÉBALL
GO
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# This is very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Gutterball?
Woo!

it's a game on the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Excellent
*hits for six as it nears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Thankyou sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# After seeing this
I'd love to see your idea of "worthwile"!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Just..just...
something.


You know?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I do know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# nicely done my good man/woman
Like a real life marble madness. Floor goes a bit squiffy where it rolls over it though

Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Thanks and no, it's just for fun
I think the floor problem is the poorly executed shadow trying to keep up:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i had some ambient occlusion and compositing, but it cleared up after some top-rate medical care.
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# HEH-HEH-HEH!
Haaaaaava, Nagila, Haaaaaaava!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# this reminds me of
Marble Madness
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oh hell fucking yes
you have made me a happy laddie
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# wooo
Reminds me of the old game Marble Madness
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)