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# if that's what they want to do
what's the problem?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# generally, people who you've never spoken to are cunts
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Now this is a philosophy I can subscribe to.
do you have a newsletter?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yes
I make it with words clipped from the Daily Mail
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Stuck down with the sweat of anger and indignation?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# this needs setting to music
I suggest a chas a dave stylee
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha, 'I like this!'
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# The problem is that they all walk along the pavement
really, really slowly.

And you can't overtake if you're walking at a normal speed. So you have to walk for miles at a crippling, shuffling pace, having to breathe in stale sweat stenches and petunia oil wafts. :(
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yes
and then the bastards walk in the road and give you 'hard' looks if you rev at them

get out of the road, you greasy cunts!

god I am getting middle-aged
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I often think my car must be the most wonderfully silent car in the whole world,
despite the strange rattle it's recently developed. Perhaps I'm the only one that can hear it though, as often I drive along the road and encounter people walking in the middle of it, oblivious to the noise of my car approaching until I have to stop behind them and do a big, angry rev.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# getting out of the car with wheel changing implements and saying naughty words
can be beneficial in these instances
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# that seems to be a problem with most people
not just camden trendies.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Indeed,
but the Camden lot are more numerous and densely packed than you normally find, and generally more odorous too.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# densely
in it's 100% correct usage here.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ahh, Camden Leisure Pirates
Shoot the lot of 'em.
Cunce.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)