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# March 19th - This seasons new look
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# needs more clip-on bow tie
though i genuinely feel that bowler hats are well overdue a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hats in general.

And maybe cloaks too.


Cloakhats.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# they're big in the desert...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I've actually seen coulpe around town recently, although its more bankers rather than The Kids who are wearing them
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# they're damn sexy if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# bankers?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# well-dressed ones with three-piece suits,
spread collars and bowler hats, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# bankers are the new kids
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# o_O
they're not getting anymore of my money to spend on lollypops!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *swoons*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i'm way ahead of you!!
*straightens bowler hat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# actually, I went home to milton keynes last wkend
and what did I see? An emo wearing a Three-Cornered Hat like it was the most normal thing in the world




cunt
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'm sorry but
that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ^ that
now I want a 6 cornered hat
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# have a bowler hat
they've got infinity corners
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# A hexahat! Shh, no is just legend!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Milton Keynes is a fantastic place to see
kids following ridiculous trends, wandering round in packs and sitting by the tree in the shopping centre acting like they just invented their look which, you know, is a personal and individual statement, and is exactly what 40 other kids wandering around the shops are wearing at that exact moment.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Milton Keynes, "fantastic"?
like a holiday to Auswitch, yes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Good lord man.
Have you never been to Camden? The whole place is awash with hordes of 'individuals' come to express their individuality by being in a crowd of 10,000 identically dressed people with identical opinions and body odour.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# haha
every time I go there I'm convinced there's some sort of tossers' convention on

I saw Noel Gallagher in Camden once, which only gives credence to my theory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I really didn't enjoy walking throught there at all.

And those piercing shops! There's no way I'd get a piercing done on one of those. They look like grime and filthy is deliberately spread about the place each morning. Imagine all the teenygoths and emos sporting wonderful scars from their infected punctures.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i love camden,
retro gt have a stall there, and also cyberdog am great. it's a shame mrs fish doesn't like london in the slightest- i am being forced to go straight through london tomorrow without stopping :(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# if that's what they want to do
what's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# generally, people who you've never spoken to are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Now this is a philosophy I can subscribe to.
do you have a newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yes
I make it with words clipped from the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Stuck down with the sweat of anger and indignation?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# this needs setting to music
I suggest a chas a dave stylee
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha, 'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# The problem is that they all walk along the pavement
really, really slowly.

And you can't overtake if you're walking at a normal speed. So you have to walk for miles at a crippling, shuffling pace, having to breathe in stale sweat stenches and petunia oil wafts. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yes
and then the bastards walk in the road and give you 'hard' looks if you rev at them

get out of the road, you greasy cunts!

god I am getting middle-aged
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I often think my car must be the most wonderfully silent car in the whole world,
despite the strange rattle it's recently developed. Perhaps I'm the only one that can hear it though, as often I drive along the road and encounter people walking in the middle of it, oblivious to the noise of my car approaching until I have to stop behind them and do a big, angry rev.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# getting out of the car with wheel changing implements and saying naughty words
can be beneficial in these instances
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# that seems to be a problem with most people
not just camden trendies.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Indeed,
but the Camden lot are more numerous and densely packed than you normally find, and generally more odorous too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# densely
in it's 100% correct usage here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ahh, Camden Leisure Pirates
Shoot the lot of 'em.
Cunce.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# there's something more amusing about seeing them in their natural, middle england habitat
sticking out like a sore thumb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i went to college in shoreditch
well i went to the strp club browns most of the time, but officially i was at college, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Excellent
And what should the men be wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# 'Stinkbat' by Sarah Jessica Parker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I know not of this "Sarah Jessica Parker"
I have seen some hideous MOOOOOOOOOOOSE flouncing about in pink Nylon which she probably stole of the back of Fabric Warehouse's lorries, that claims to be something called SJP.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Jackets made from freshly severed cunts
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Russell Brand, beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# i'm wearing Unforgivable by Sean Paul
which is think is a really odd name for an aftershave
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I like "Insolence" by Guerlain
I look forward to their follow ups, "cheek", "lack of respect", and "cocky tosspot"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Saun paul has a few more in the range
'Indefensible', 'Reprehensible', and my favourite 'Just Plain Wrong'
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I'd definitely buy Cocky Tosspot

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# i'm wearing "pretension" by calvin klein
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Is Shireditch still 'in' then?
Last time I went there for a 'night out' it was besieged by chav cunts fighting each other whilst protecting their ben Sherman shirts from beer stains
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Still 'in' what?
Hackney?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I worked near there a year or so ago.
The only hint of trendiness I ever noticed was that the crappy bars around the place were overpriced, and very occasionally you'd see a reasonably attractive lass sitting on that grubby dog toilet they call Hoxton square.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Phaquar Central, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I just need the ironic tat
and I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# This is exatly how I am dressed today

save for the roomy slacks....I'm not wearing any. Much roomier.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Simon
Cowel

ps. I have met him and his trousers are normal he is just really really short.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# he's a little person?
well well :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)