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# Make intimate friends with your curtains instead.

Curtain love diminishes the need for womenfolks.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *scuffles with venetian blind*
Ohhhh, kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i have blinds here...
will they work?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# No. And you disgust me by suggesting it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *pulls pants up*
sorry mr bird
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# it is not considered gentlemanly
to have knowledge of a man's daughter on the man's couch and then to wipe your cock on the curtains before leaving. I am told.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# quite right
any gentleman instinctively uses an antimacassar
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I've never used an anti macassar
And what have poeople got against macassars anyway
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# they come over here and steal our jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# and they're involved in coverups
of all sorts of things, dubious to my mind
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)