
drop the "sir"?
yes, I think so.
The only reason it was there because I got imaginarily knighted by a (lovely) /talker that no longer frequents anywhere much, and frankly it is a bit of a mouthful isnt it?
Those for and against?...
Do I really need your approval?
why do I end most sentences with a question mark?
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yes, I think so.
The only reason it was there because I got imaginarily knighted by a (lovely) /talker that no longer frequents anywhere much, and frankly it is a bit of a mouthful isnt it?
Those for and against?...
Do I really need your approval?
why do I end most sentences with a question mark?


Like my wife, ye shall shall have to put up with a mouthfull.
/poor attempt at humour blog
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/poor attempt at humour blog

in a fight ... with and astronaut
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anything else is a demotion
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it gives you an air of distinction, without it i wouldn't even bother reading the old bollocks you normally post. but as you're a sir it must be important and worthy of my time.
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you could pretend you are a pirate and everything
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There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution
We
Arse pirates
In the material world
Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
The subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure
We
Arse pirates
In the material world
Arse pirates
In the material world
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To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution
We
Arse pirates
In the material world
Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
The subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure
We
Arse pirates
In the material world
Arse pirates
In the material world

I do love myself ever so much
this could be quite fitting:)
But without the penguin replacement bit
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this could be quite fitting:)
But without the penguin replacement bit

ladywomens go back to Italy a lot, so I'm told. It'll be ok. Not long to go. This gives you time to make her something nice.
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that seems like a nice thing to do
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I recommend salmon and gnocchi in garlic creme fraiche, it tastes much more impressive than it sounds and all you need to do is boil the gnocchi.
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I'd rather eat something that tastes fantastic and took five minutes than a jus of this and a coulis of that, which taste good but not good enough to warrant the hours of preparation.
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it sounds bloody lovely.
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English, French, Japanese, lots of different types (my grandma was a chef and she taught me) but I simply don't have the time to cook properly any more.
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learn how to make a simple dark chocolate torte. I know you're pretty much guaranteed , but all men should be able to make one. It Will Get You LAID.
And you're automatically sorted when dinner parties start happening.
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And you're automatically sorted when dinner parties start happening.

1 tub marscapone
icing sugar
vanilla essence
digestive biscuits
melted butter
round biscuit cutter.
1) smash a couple of digestive biscuits. Melt some butter and mix with biscuits. Put this mixture in the bottom of the biscuit cutter. Place in fridge
2) add vanilla essence and icing sugar to marscapone and keep tasting until it reaches desired yumminess. Spoon mixture on top of biscuit mix and leave in the fridge until required.
3) Put on serving plate and wipe round the side of the biscuit cutter with a warm cloth (or attack it with a blowtorch) just enough to allow the cheesecake to slip out of the cutter.
Can server with a strawberry on top if you so wish. But this takes minutes and tastes great!
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icing sugar
vanilla essence
digestive biscuits
melted butter
round biscuit cutter.
1) smash a couple of digestive biscuits. Melt some butter and mix with biscuits. Put this mixture in the bottom of the biscuit cutter. Place in fridge
2) add vanilla essence and icing sugar to marscapone and keep tasting until it reaches desired yumminess. Spoon mixture on top of biscuit mix and leave in the fridge until required.
3) Put on serving plate and wipe round the side of the biscuit cutter with a warm cloth (or attack it with a blowtorch) just enough to allow the cheesecake to slip out of the cutter.
Can server with a strawberry on top if you so wish. But this takes minutes and tastes great!

Except I chuck hazelnuts in with the biscuits, but that's just because I love them.
You can put strawberries on the top, but I think the best one I did was when I put flumps and dolly mixtures in the mascarpone mix. Sugary as hell but ace.
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You can put strawberries on the top, but I think the best one I did was when I put flumps and dolly mixtures in the mascarpone mix. Sugary as hell but ace.

*makes a note to buy flumps and dolly mixture next shopping trip*
That's my "bastard guests turning up at last minute! Quick! Make them tasty treats!" recipe.
I do have one which uses a mixture of cream cheese and greek yoghurt (cheesecakey goodness with half the heaviness and fewer calories) which impressed the in-laws so much, they thought it was shop bought *smug mode*
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That's my "bastard guests turning up at last minute! Quick! Make them tasty treats!" recipe.
I do have one which uses a mixture of cream cheese and greek yoghurt (cheesecakey goodness with half the heaviness and fewer calories) which impressed the in-laws so much, they thought it was shop bought *smug mode*

with two good cooking chocolates and espresso coffee. Yummy.
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Unknown reason, but next time I shall do. Whilst drinking red wine and being shirtless.
Fuck it, I can be Manley AND you. Drinking red wine, shirtless, and telling manwife how thoroughly excellent I am.
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Fuck it, I can be Manley AND you. Drinking red wine, shirtless, and telling manwife how thoroughly excellent I am.

*also adds findus crispy pancakes to shopping list*
Burning your mouth off on volcanically hot filling ftw!
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Burning your mouth off on volcanically hot filling ftw!

(but only if you understand the offside rule)
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Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27,
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I do come with a phone that has Aphex's number in, he understands it.
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i just made onions, peppers, chillis, pasta and parmasan last night and it came out perfect. just perfect.
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but I just can't stomach anything that lives underwater. there's a... quality to it i can't put my finger on.
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It just won't be as tasty due to chicken being a boring bitch of a bird.
Erm.... Ooooh, you could do it with rough torn prosciutto.
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Erm.... Ooooh, you could do it with rough torn prosciutto.

I had a lovely bit of Alaskan trout t'other night, with some nice pepper
now I have two king-size Twixes someone made me buy
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now I have two king-size Twixes someone made me buy

I had chicken lasagne and salad.
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i'm sure she'll bring you back a nice piece of italian tat!
=D
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=D

Tom's Top tip: Girls who have fathers that own vinyards are good :)
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Curtain love diminishes the need for womenfolks.

to have knowledge of a man's daughter on the man's couch and then to wipe your cock on the curtains before leaving. I am told.
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And what have poeople got against macassars anyway
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Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31,
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of all sorts of things, dubious to my mind
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I'd cuddle him protectively if he weren't all the way at the other end of the flat.
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*high five*
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it. With the paedos dying off or being jailed there are many young boys going short of a fucking.
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