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# *slaps heels*
*spins around*

OOOPLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Shit, he's gone country again.
Someone open the door to the cellar. Nibus, pass me that set of tongs, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# rubber- or fur-handled?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# bavarians only use leather!
silly:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The rubber ones, the rubber ones.
Quick, before he gets up the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I was wearin lederhosen I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# NOT IN THIS HOUSE.
I HAVE a pair of Lederhosen, how bad is that? They won't fit any more, luckily, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *puts left foot in*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *Left foot out*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *in*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *out*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *spluffs*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# the irony that I am using my nicotine patch packet as an ashtray is quite overwhelming
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I am using an ashtray.
An overly cheerful one at that. It's one of those spinny ones, and it's orange with big daisies on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i have no ashtray
or cigarettes.

i think i might go to the post offce and send some stuff off in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Do you smoke?
I have something to send off, but as the post office is 20 minutes walk away I'm just going to cover it in stamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha! That's what I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's not like we can put too many on, right?
Exactly. I have lots of stamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# not for the last two years.
apart from a cheeky cigar once when i was on a stag weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That might be why then.
I don't think cigars count, anyway. They're entirely different.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# they are the very reason I have got back on the smokes after 2 and 3 years withou even a drag.
1 cigar for an occasion
another on the piss
another 2 on the piss
another 5 on the piss
1 a day
2 a day
3 a day....
$30.00 cigar habit a day
Fuck it. may as well smoke.
happens every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)