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# This is getting weird now.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *pats down that bit of hair at the side*
*pats*

*pats harder*

*licks hand, pats*


There.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Belive me.
It'll take more than that.
/something about mary blog.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# pliers?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# That'd do it.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *slaps heels*
*spins around*

OOOPLAH!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Shit, he's gone country again.
Someone open the door to the cellar. Nibus, pass me that set of tongs, will you?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# rubber- or fur-handled?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# bavarians only use leather!
silly:)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The rubber ones, the rubber ones.
Quick, before he gets up the stairs.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I was wearin lederhosen I'll have you know.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# NOT IN THIS HOUSE.
I HAVE a pair of Lederhosen, how bad is that? They won't fit any more, luckily, but still.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *puts left foot in*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *Left foot out*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *in*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *out*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# the irony that I am using my nicotine patch packet as an ashtray is quite overwhelming
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I am using an ashtray.
An overly cheerful one at that. It's one of those spinny ones, and it's orange with big daisies on.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i have no ashtray
or cigarettes.

i think i might go to the post offce and send some stuff off in a minute.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Do you smoke?
I have something to send off, but as the post office is 20 minutes walk away I'm just going to cover it in stamps.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha! That's what I do!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's not like we can put too many on, right?
Exactly. I have lots of stamps.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# not for the last two years.
apart from a cheeky cigar once when i was on a stag weekend.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That might be why then.
I don't think cigars count, anyway. They're entirely different.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# they are the very reason I have got back on the smokes after 2 and 3 years withou even a drag.
1 cigar for an occasion
another on the piss
another 2 on the piss
another 5 on the piss
1 a day
2 a day
3 a day....
$30.00 cigar habit a day
Fuck it. may as well smoke.
happens every time.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I just cooked a curry that was better than this post
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I just ate a pot noodle that was better than this post.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I just reheated some curry I made on the weekend
 
but I may have to get back to you on how it compares to that post
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I may not get back to you as the meat I used was questionable
like any proper curry
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that's why curry was invented, I believe.
 
at least being a vege the worst that can happen is it'll go through me like water
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I don't get that phrase.
Water stays in me like water.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I could take pictures, but nobody wants me to.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *inserts some reason as not to be vegie just like every other cunt does*
HOW WILL YOU EVER ENJOY THE TASTE OF MY COCK IF YOU DONT LIKE MEAT?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# PIIISSSSSSS. COMIN OUTTA MAH ASSSSSSSS.
 
EDIT: EATING COCK IS DIFFERENT,OKAY?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# THERE APPEARS TO BE A GHOST VASE NEXT TO YOUR TINY GORILLA.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Who am I gonna call?
Ghost vase busters? That's just stupid.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Perhaps Jesus?
Or a sexy lady.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Sexy lady Jesus?
I'd follow that!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# That's just weird, maaan. You're just totally weird.
Totally weird.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm in the ether.
*zones out*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *shimmy*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# an executive escort service?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Who you gonna call
Vase Spitzers
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)