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# mmmmm thasss a fucking big burger!
www.bigfootlodgememphis.com/1186477.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# 11 minutes?
Jesus! In a former life he must have been a domestic landfill!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I rekon I could do it in 10
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# o_O
you're a monster
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# We did armabreaddon
1 Loaf - 1 hour - is it possible - yes it is

and I managed a whole pack of party rings in sub 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# 1 loaf 1 hour?
I can demolish a whole fresh and still warm loaf from the bakers in under ten minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# easy money
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It always goes much faster when it's still warm and the butter melts into it...
*mops mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Its harder then you think
but we went to the pub afterwards
more yeast wasnt advised
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# hahahaha,,,
Tell me about it. I still do it far too much. A few pints, a couple of biftas, a loaf of bread at 3am straight from the oven. It takes minutes to eat and what felt like three quarters of an hour to give birth to a baby elephant.

In hindsight, maybe it should not have been whole grain.......
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# haha
baby elephant!

I prefer reverse parking a brown volvo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Cook a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# hahaha
giving birth to dead baby otters is all ive got left

Depends how it rates on this tho:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha!
I could eat it in the 60 minutes without a shadow of a doubt. As long as I could swap the tomatoes for something else. Double meat, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# fancy a trip to memphis?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# eating that has got to go on my list
of things to do before I die
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# oh yes.
Just for god sake, no tomato. Give me extra pickles if you must, but eating tomato is like biting into a boil.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ok give me time to earn enough money then we're bashing it to memphis
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# it's a deal!
then afterwards can we go out for a decent steak?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I can imagine the interview with the bank manager to get the loan
"So why do you need this money?"

"To go to america to eat a burger"

"Ok, here you go"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahaha
that will take off a couple of ounces of the 7 and a half pound monster.
and if 1100 people have already failed - cant be THAT hard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)