tell me it doesn't and i'll call you a liar ;)
you know you want to see the bear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:52,
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i enjoy many things
such as licking salad cream off the back of my hand
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06,
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i has nothing
just playing itunes tennis with flatmate
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:07,
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fuck the tennis
just play with the flatmates
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:10,
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sellotape things to her
when you walk past her. see how many things you can attach before she asks you what the fuck you're doing.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14,
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I'll feed her spirits until she falls asleep, then pile on objects.
I only have till about 3, and I intend to sleep most of that time, but I'll do my best.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23,
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you're going to get your mum drunk?
what exactly are you planning to balance on her, pervy?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28,
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I can't tell you that.
You might tell the police.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:30,
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hmmm
*takes notes*
*informs relevant authorities*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:39,
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too soggy, eh?
that'll be all the alcohol
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:45,
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OK, that's it, you're next.
*plies with brandy and cigars*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:50,
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nice lair!
it's amazing what you can do with some flock wallpaper and a few scatter cushions
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:02,
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suave bugger!
sod it, i'm off to bed, my tummy is squirly from 5 pints of strongbow. nighty night!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:08,
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hahahaha
I wont say anything then
:)
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23,
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salad cream is wonderful, truly the pus of the gods
although mayo makes the utterly delicious chicken mayo on toast.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12,
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They're both so awesome I struggle to choose between them.
I think if I was pushed, I'd choose mayonnaise.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16,
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"This sounds like a job for Bi-polar Bear!
If only I could get out of bed."
/The Tick blog
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Jeru War and Piss,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:02,
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