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# Sorry it's not a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# As he should...
he's got quite a do.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Nice comb-over.
The cat brought a mouse in the house last night and managed to not kill it
but to release it in the bathroom where it is now hiding somewhere.
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh
Think of all the fun places That mouse could end up ^_^


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Is he called Simpkins?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Actually...
...he's called Alan.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Alan Simpkins?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Not Simpkins Simpkins?
Or Perkins Simpkins? Or Wilkins Simpkins?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Tomkins Simpkins
Yay for Ronnies
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# All accountants should be called Simpkins
It should be the law
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No...
...just Alan.

Accountant Mice don't really go in much for surnames. That's how boring they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No-one knows he's really bald
because he's cleverly combed his remaining hair over the bald patch. It's magic!

'lo Doctor :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# He's lovely!
Doctor, could I send this to my mum? She's a glorified accountant and it'll make her happy. Not as a viral, I'll say it's yours and that you're very handsome with your moustachios.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You win!
Of course you can, my dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ohhhhh you are such a gentleman.
One day I shall make one of your bashes and have a good old fainting fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
*readies wafting handkerchief*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I always find accountants extremely misrepresented
They're, in the main, not puny or geeky, they're intelligent and make a shite load of money!
I accountant's life pledge it so bring rock and roll to accounting:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# They're generally very clever and fucking funny as hell.
*has grown up surrounded by them*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# But strangely balding:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# My ma isn't balding you arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I may have meant the male ones:P
You botty bumbum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *sticks tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *gets mustard*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# My father in law was an accountant
And he's a lovely. Who happens to have shite loads of money :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# My ma doesn't
she works for the state (a business analyst but I can't say where) for shit all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Ashally...
...I've met some pretty hot accountant ladies, too.

They wear glasses, but in a good, sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# That's my ma!
I'll tell her you said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# If she's sexy and wears glasses...
...you can give her my 'phone number, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# My dad wouldn't be pleased...
My mum looks like me but older.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Yum, he looks oven-ready!
:)

Edit: is it wrong that his eyes make me think of MrGimpson?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# From pink to red . . .
necessary combover . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# how very dashing
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)