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# alexa chung...
slot...


*froths at the mouth*

something about her does it for me. i'm sure you hate me now
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# She's essentially a pair of ratty skinny jeans and her boyfriend's opinions.
Pointless. Alright to look at, but still probably riddled with indie diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# that's fair
but she has such a lovely face

she's just so pretty yet thick looking

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# dense, just the way you like 'em!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# She just gets to me.
I've got more charm, personality and charisma in one of my arsecheeks than she has in her entire body and do you see me on the telly? No.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i don't want to hear her speak or any of that shit
i just want to look at her pretty face.
and do wicked things to her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Set fire to her cervix.
I'll allow you to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# through friction?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Through a toughened glass tube with napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# as long as i get to come on her face
have i said too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# In her eye in her eye in her eye.
In both eyes. Rub it about a bit. Then set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've been on the telly
My video is still on BBC vid player
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Who is her boyfriend?
is he in a popular beat combo by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Probably.
Bet he wears hitops 'ironically'. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Lars Ulrich
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a bit harsh, even for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Pah.
Riddims and tennis. What more could you want?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# A face that isn't on inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha

/doesn't know who she is, but agrees on the Lars bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)