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# I thought someone had popped my eye a few years back.
They hadn't, but it's why I'm now spack eyed. Is your mate now a bit spack eyed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Useless personal fact of the day: I can't close my left eyelid individually.
In fact the majority of muscles in my face work completely asymmetrically for some reason.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you are
super-hero
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you are unexpectedly Korean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Wow, any reason?
That you want to go into, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Not really, I just seem to have shit facial muscles.
I can lift both corners of my mouth identically if I do it at the same time. But for instance I can move my top lip up and right and my bottom lip down and left, but I cannot do the movements mirrored.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# You appear to think your face works differently to everyone else's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# He can't wink though, well. on one side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I always presumed people's facial muscles worked symmetrically, given that they are symmetrical et al (well within reason)
And whenever I say I can't blink my left eye individually they think I am joking.

Also the muscles around my right eyelid/eye seem to twitch uncontrollably sometimes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Sounds normal to me
People are strange. Ask Jim Morrison.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Thing is
we ALL remember his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Really?
*begrudgingly gets necromancy Yellow pages*

Also my right eye is now doing the twitching thing, I think talking about it must have set it off somehow...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# the lip one's not unusual.
You're alright there. The winking thing is lesser spotted though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# GROOMER ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I can't raise my right eyebrow
but I can raise my left. This has irritated me for more years than I'd admit to now.

I'm going to get off the internet and get a life now...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I can't raise my eyebrows individually.
But luckily one is always slightly (and permanently) raised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# That jsut makes you look sarcastic
when you're not wanting to be.

"Captain Wow, will you marry me? What are you looking at me like that for? BITCH! FUCK YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# sarcastic or a bit mucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hmm.
"Captain Wow, will you marry me? What do you mean you just want to shag me? Is that all I am, just a piece of meat? Oh, alright then."

Yeah, that's better :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Eyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hey
I can raise my right but not my left. We should become a music hall double-act
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# goddamn
imagine the money you could make
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# It wouldn't be the most entertaining musical ever
but we both live in Germany. They've got low standards here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# We'd become instant hits overnight
An hour each night on Super RTL and a 3 hour omnibus at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Only
if Super RTL get Mirjam Weichselbraun to present the program. Then I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Fuck whoever she is.
MARGARITA PRACATAN was on telly earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# She was
on Clive James. I had my first wank over her*.






* may not be true. Oh, who am I kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# He was on too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I had my first successful wank in our garden shed.
I think I may have a thing for lawnmowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# The ridy ones are good for girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# She was straddling Clive James?
No wonder you cracked one off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I've always had a thing for Clive James
The idea of that belly flopping down onto mine. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
oh god, no...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# *hug*
I am off, chappies.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# me too
need sleep

night all :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# and me
i should be at work in less than 8 hours, like that's going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Same here.
Presuming you mean you can raise both at the same time, but only the right individually.

You have no idea how long the not be able to close my left eyelid thing has irritated me, mainly because I wouldn't be able to fire a gun properly. Which doesn't bode well for my nazi fighting abilities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# absolutely
i can raise both with no problems but only my left eyebrow moves individually. absurdly annoying, in every meaning of the word "absurd"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# why would you want to fight nazis?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# he hates max moseley
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# For the nazi gold obviously!
Oh wait, you have to be neutral for that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)