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# no dark houses. no snow and dead trees. saw my first icecream van of the year today. how come a 99 is not 99p and a feast is the size of a mobile phone.....
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(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# this is going to end up with a stabbing in a glasgow street isn't it :D
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Brilliant name for an ice-cream company.
hehe.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# And not a fucking old chunky mobile phone either!
I bought an Oyster on tuesday and it was fucking tiny! And after I had run back from the shops to get it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Ooh
a large 99 please with sprinkles and raspberry sauce please.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# You girl!
I have my 99's with Chilli Sauce coz I is a man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I've always got a sachet of chilli on me at all times
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# In case of emergencies?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i need flavour
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# The guy who drove the ice cream van round my way when I was a kid
called the raspberry sauce "dragon's blood". It made it much more desirable. He was probably some kind of frustrated marketing genuis.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Or Paedo ;D
....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Nah, this was way back
before paedos were invented.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Arf!
Ah! Those Golden Days of no Paedos.

Let me leave you with this thought,

....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# sounds about right. clever disguise.
almost as clever as the police now saying all paedos have to register emails, because it pretty hard to make up a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# or in some way mixed his manly spendings with jam
and laughed like a drain as he drove round
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# he
may have a urinary disease?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# oooof
I scream
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Do drains laugh?
That would seriously bother me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# apparently they do
never heard one personally mind
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Thanks.
Now I want a 99.

That's good by the way.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I must voice my objection to the "never beaten" claim.
All commercial ice cream is whipped to some degree, which is equivalent to beating.
LET US TAKE A STRONG STAND AGAINST THIS MISLEADING USE OF LANGUAGE.
I like your pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *raises fist*
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# because in 1986 a mobile phone sized icecream would kill a mere mortal
and for 99p i would expect at least a reacharound afterwards.
\old person blog who hates the whole "\old person blog" thing
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It's ironic.
99 spoons when you wish you had a red balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I SCREAM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Excellent
Woo stuff, and a nice example of why with attention to optimization, images can be physically large and still not rape our bandwidth

Taking this opportunity to whore my own work to enforce this with shopped photography:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# A true classic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# That's a lovely Tion
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# looks fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# will you stop lionising ur cheetahs and
cheetahrising out lions? :-)

every time I look at that it's like 'something's wrong' and yet I also get 'no, there's no reason to suspect anything is wrong' in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Thanks, with my meager skilz they take long enough
tis a fluffy thing to say :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# awesome!
we've got an ise cream van that goes past every night.
i think it sells less ice cream and more glen's vodka and single fags though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# kids needs have changed these days
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# indeed
"i'll have a double chocolate with a 99, please" has become "a knife, some smack and your wallet"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)