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I took this photo in Ironbridge last weekend - and thought how nice it would be if it was goatsed so I can use it as my screensaver at work.

I can't use photoshop, as I'm a sausage fingered, monkey brained half wit. If anyone has the time and inclination, please could they do the honours? I'd be eternally grateful

(geegee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)

"Are we your photoshop bitches etc"

Is that your finger in the bottom corner by the way?

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Cae1, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

it's a sandstorm!

run!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

busted

yes. yes it is. i was wondering how long it would be before that was noticed. please see previous "sausage fingered" comment.

if i've committed a photoshop etiquette faux pas, i apologise....

(geegee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

"is that your finger in the bottom...?"

well, s/he does want it goatse'd

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

if i had p'shop fired up, any time and weren't headed to bed, i'd consider it.

wawypb?

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

wawpb?

sorry - i have no idea what that means

(geegee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

what are we, your photoshop bitches?

as caewan also stated - standard response on board when someone pops up and requests we 'shop a pic. it's not meant in an utterly unfriendly manner, though it does appear (and at times, is) to be a tart retort.

many people here do ask for 'shopping - it's all in the phrasing, though. if you were to have written "here's a pic of a bridge i drove across the other day, have at it!", you'd likely see two or three people responding with goatses (and a cdc, the fear stuck in, and possibly a snarncat). but by requesting 'shoppery, you invite the reflex reply.

of course, rps (unshopped photos) tends to be met with screams at times, too. so, there's always a risk.

i'm yammering from overtiredness. have fun, i must to bed.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

I don't think it needs much photoshopping

I took one look at that and assumed it was a RLG*

*Real Life Goatse

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thistle, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

i agree

but only to the enlightened and cultured who know what they're looking for.

my colleagues have no idea what goatse is. and believe you me, they deserve to know. the thought of them having the image of a seriously disturbed individual ripping his funnel burnt into their brains makes me feel warm inside.

(geegee, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

The actual goatse image is a photoshop you know.

Although the source image is, admittedly, already pretty fucked up.

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