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# All we managed to accomplish from the snow...


So mature

cfb
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# SNOWTWAT!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# + HOTROD
= STEAMJIZZ
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
you have identified a new type of porno action

you should receive an award!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# "Arrghh! I'm meeeltiiin'"
"You love it, bitch"
*thrusts*
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Heheh
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh Christ
there's not two of you know, is there?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Last night I found a bit of road that had a 'STOP' sign painted on.
Underneath in snow I wrote 'HAMMERTIME'
Didn't have a camera though :(
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh no!
That would have made a fantastic picture.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I hope you wrote it in piss.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# That was our initial plan
But we didnt really have enough :(
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Bah, I could have managed it.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# If I ever need someone full of piss
I'll give you a bell
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Excrement man to the rescue!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# "Excement man! the orphans are starving!"
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *pisses on the orphans*
Oh my...I just had a realisation...
That guy who pissed on the disabled woman was trying to HELP.
He was the real Excrement man.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# NOW THAT'S YOUTUBE PISS!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# that's a fair exchange
"a bladder full of piss please"
"certainly sir, that'll be one bell"
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# This
is how economy should work
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
Except in Animal Crossing, the currency is "Bells" and it's no different to any other form of money.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I dont recall being able to buy piss
in Animal Crossing though, plus that was a horribly dull game
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# If you could buy piss I'd pour it over that raccoon's head.
Also: Resetti
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *weeps*
That fucking mole
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Fucking, shitty moles.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hehe
that would have made me crash. I have catoplexy and i lost motor function when things make me laugh. Shit huh?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Do you just fall in to a gooey heap?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# yep
not always total pass out but it gets quite bad. I laughed too much and broke the laugh bone in my mind.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Good thing b3ta isn't very funny.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# DRIVING: SERIOUS BUSINESS
I'm really sorry. :D
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Proper snorty laugh.
Needs more big cock.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# We did actually make a snow cock
before this but the pictures of that are on my friends phone
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Here we go
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# We tried to stand it up and failed miserably
So unfortunately it isnt there for public viewing anymore, tho an old couple gave us funny looks as they walked passed during this.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# story of my life mate...
:)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# people don't half give you funny looks when you are manhandling a large frozen penis
or engaging in a private phone conversation about the storage of explosives in a council house

:D
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Beeza!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# snow ftw!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Alaska ?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nowhere really
i was thinking of "Midwinter" remember that game? wonderful, wonderful game... ahhhh
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# No, she wanted to.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# What did she say?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I wonder-
is there something you could write that reveals naughty words when the sun melts one half?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You could write a naughty word in fake snow
and let the sun do its work
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Now do the right thing and pour weedkiller over those letters.
Hehe.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Always thinking you . . .
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)