
io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-completely-unnecessary-remake
Edit: Don't know how official that makes it. But the idea horrifies and sickens me.
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Edit: Don't know how official that makes it. But the idea horrifies and sickens me.


...Spielberg must be spinning in his grave. Assuming he sleeps in a grave.
(I have no idea where that joke was stolen from)
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(I have no idea where that joke was stolen from)

I guess that'll be next
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Oliver Cromwell having to deal with Ridley Scott's Aliens shortly after the Roundheads conflict.
Now that would be interesting. Although possibly in many many wrong ways.
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Now that would be interesting. Although possibly in many many wrong ways.

tho a really incomprehensible hardcore mashup sounds like a quality film
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I know im a bit behind teh times with this, but I only just heard that Universal and SciFi Channel want to do a sequel/prequel or dare I say, even a remake of JC's The Thing
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or whether it is just the warped nostaligic and uninformed view we partake of the past.
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things vs aliens vs predator
things vs aliens vs predator vs jesus :D
the merchandising potential..
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Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23,
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things vs aliens vs predator vs jesus :D
the merchandising potential..

I would stump up the cash MYSELF to see that go into production!
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Im off to beddy-byes now as its far too late
bye all
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bye all

when they realise no ad agency will pay to product place in it.
although the guy's idea of a bill and ted three might work if it weren't for keanu's new "no sequels" rule, can't think why he's come up with that
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although the guy's idea of a bill and ted three might work if it weren't for keanu's new "no sequels" rule, can't think why he's come up with that

and i'd say it's since the matrix.
reloaded was good, revolutionsborrowed stole too much from frank herbert, and then had the shittest ending ever (the architect/oracle scene, not the fight, that worked)
he's refused to appear in a constantine 2 amongst other things
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reloaded was good, revolutions
he's refused to appear in a constantine 2 amongst other things

I mean it's not exactly old....or good even. Two of the most basic characteristics of remakes.
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Final and irrevocable proof that Hollywood is officially out of ideas.
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i've always been a fan of indie films because the writers tend to have a story to tell, (un)fortunately the big studios haven't latched on to indie film as much as they could have, i know there's fox searchlight and other offshoots of big studios which finance indie films, but considering how cheap most indie films are to make the investment needn't be huge to get a decent return (percentage wise)
10 indie films for the price (or a little over) of one or two "Blockbusters" would easily make the studios the money they want

that idiots would watch it, and be like "this is kinda gay" and continue eating hotdogs, waiting for the exploding car chase
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the studios make their money for less investment and increase their heavy investment in decent story lines.
as long as the "idiots" continue to go (clever trailering would see to that) or buy it on DVD (or even legal download) it's win win
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as long as the "idiots" continue to go (clever trailering would see to that) or buy it on DVD (or even legal download) it's win win

big stars, big money, big merchandising
they don't give a crap about stories, they are making a movie and if they are making it, it's immediately "GReat!" and everyone gets to make money..
power issues, political motivations, and whoever is in favour, it's all mixed up crap, like anything else
edit: and I might add, anyone in a really cushy position is scared of losing it, along with the supply of coke, hookers and wanabee's who'll do anything
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they don't give a crap about stories, they are making a movie and if they are making it, it's immediately "GReat!" and everyone gets to make money..
power issues, political motivations, and whoever is in favour, it's all mixed up crap, like anything else
edit: and I might add, anyone in a really cushy position is scared of losing it, along with the supply of coke, hookers and wanabee's who'll do anything

are vapid nonsense the majority of the time. Their vacuous nature generally only being equalled by the apparant prole's belief said films are highbrow and cultured.
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indeed
and those films aren't going to make the money
and it's about money. certainly art is involved, but the bottom line is the bottom line, ultimately
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and those films aren't going to make the money
and it's about money. certainly art is involved, but the bottom line is the bottom line, ultimately

Also why has the /board suddenly become really unfunny and slow over the past few nights? I could do with a larf.
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*sigh*
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yeh, indie has become a genre in film as it has in music. i'm not saying that they are automatically highbrow in any way, just that as the writers have more freedom to write the storylines actually exist. or at the very least don't follow the "happily ever after" or "everyone but the hero dies" formula of most blockbusters.
discomeats, i'm not disputing what you've said in either reply, and i know it won't happen, but if the studios paid less for a film and made the same money out of it they'd be happy. but yeh, the people who decide where the money goes don't want to let anyone do that as they'd be scared of losing their cushty lifestyle.
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discomeats, i'm not disputing what you've said in either reply, and i know it won't happen, but if the studios paid less for a film and made the same money out of it they'd be happy. but yeh, the people who decide where the money goes don't want to let anyone do that as they'd be scared of losing their cushty lifestyle.

if you feeling brave make your movie
fuckload of hard work though
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fuckload of hard work though

and the one book i'd seriously think about adapting has already been optioned (7 years ago nearly) and then canned as it deals wit the theme of hijacking planes (chuck palahniuk's survivor)
although with Choke premiering at sundance there's a chance it might be de-shelved :D would love to see it on the screen (if it's done well)
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although with Choke premiering at sundance there's a chance it might be de-shelved :D would love to see it on the screen (if it's done well)

That talk I vaguely hinted at being held nearby me was apparantly part of a 6 week creative writing course, of which the enrollment fee is 108 English pounds. Fuck that. No wonder there was no fee mentioned in the leaflet.
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