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(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# oh hell yes!
this is all kinds of woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Eeek!
This is most excellent! *air-guitar*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Heard about the horrific Bill and Ted remake they're doing?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# WHAT????
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# It's all over the internets film blog community
io9.com/375484/bill-and-teds-completely-unnecessary-remake

Edit: Don't know how official that makes it. But the idea horrifies and sickens me.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# it's going to be as good as jurassic park dinosaurs with guns isn't it
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# god, I heard about that too....
...Spielberg must be spinning in his grave. Assuming he sleeps in a grave.

(I have no idea where that joke was stolen from)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# no doubt some time travelling dracula movie
I guess that'll be next
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Or perhaps
'Dracula vs. Predator'
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I like the idea of mixing fiction with history.
Oliver Cromwell having to deal with Ridley Scott's Aliens shortly after the Roundheads conflict.

Now that would be interesting. Although possibly in many many wrong ways.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# would be a bit of a one sided battle tho innit
tho a really incomprehensible hardcore mashup sounds like a quality film
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# im getting sick of these remakes
I know im a bit behind teh times with this, but I only just heard that Universal and SciFi Channel want to do a sequel/prequel or dare I say, even a remake of JC's The Thing
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# It honestly makes you wonder whether writing and culture has completely died
or whether it is just the warped nostaligic and uninformed view we partake of the past.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# more things
things vs aliens vs predator

things vs aliens vs predator vs jesus :D

the merchandising potential..
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# things vs aliens vs predator vs jesus -
I would stump up the cash MYSELF to see that go into production!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# if I had any cash, so would I
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# If I have time tomorrow, I'll shop up a poster for it...
Im off to beddy-byes now as its far too late

bye all
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# nn
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# it'll get canned
when they realise no ad agency will pay to product place in it.

although the guy's idea of a bill and ted three might work if it weren't for keanu's new "no sequels" rule, can't think why he's come up with that
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# maybe he feels bad about the Matrix 2 and 3.
 
or Speed 2
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# he wasn't in speed 2
and i'd say it's since the matrix.

reloaded was good, revolutions borrowed stole too much from frank herbert, and then had the shittest ending ever (the architect/oracle scene, not the fight, that worked)

he's refused to appear in a constantine 2 amongst other things
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# DOGSTAR ROCKS MY WORLD
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# O_O
what? no noooooooooooooo

what?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# What?
Are you serious?! Ew... I hate all these remakes.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Isn't that a bit like remaking Snakes on a Plane?
I mean it's not exactly old....or good even. Two of the most basic characteristics of remakes.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I also found it strange that they'd choose to remake it so quickly
Final and irrevocable proof that Hollywood is officially out of ideas.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
#
hollywood the studios

i've always been a fan of indie films because the writers tend to have a story to tell, (un)fortunately the big studios haven't latched on to indie film as much as they could have, i know there's fox searchlight and other offshoots of big studios which finance indie films, but considering how cheap most indie films are to make the investment needn't be huge to get a decent return (percentage wise)

10 indie films for the price (or a little over) of one or two "Blockbusters" would easily make the studios the money they want
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# the problem is
that idiots would watch it, and be like "this is kinda gay" and continue eating hotdogs, waiting for the exploding car chase
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# so?
the studios make their money for less investment and increase their heavy investment in decent story lines.
as long as the "idiots" continue to go (clever trailering would see to that) or buy it on DVD (or even legal download) it's win win
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# yeah, but they don't see it that way
big stars, big money, big merchandising

they don't give a crap about stories, they are making a movie and if they are making it, it's immediately "GReat!" and everyone gets to make money..

power issues, political motivations, and whoever is in favour, it's all mixed up crap, like anything else

edit: and I might add, anyone in a really cushy position is scared of losing it, along with the supply of coke, hookers and wanabee's who'll do anything
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# And also, the majority of the 'indie' (and I use the term quite quotationally given that they are not indepentally funded) films back by studios
are vapid nonsense the majority of the time. Their vacuous nature generally only being equalled by the apparant prole's belief said films are highbrow and cultured.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ^
indeed

and those films aren't going to make the money

and it's about money. certainly art is involved, but the bottom line is the bottom line, ultimately
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Exactly.
Also why has the /board suddenly become really unfunny and slow over the past few nights? I could do with a larf.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I've found the 50ft wummin amusing
but then I'm odd :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'm just bemoaning that there doesn't even seem to be the usual people round that I can engage in idle and mulling conversation.
*sigh*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# if you're gonna be a pedant at least spell independently right :P
yeh, indie has become a genre in film as it has in music. i'm not saying that they are automatically highbrow in any way, just that as the writers have more freedom to write the storylines actually exist. or at the very least don't follow the "happily ever after" or "everyone but the hero dies" formula of most blockbusters.
discomeats, i'm not disputing what you've said in either reply, and i know it won't happen, but if the studios paid less for a film and made the same money out of it they'd be happy. but yeh, the people who decide where the money goes don't want to let anyone do that as they'd be scared of losing their cushty lifestyle.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# and that's why you'll see formulaic stuff most of the time
if you feeling brave make your movie

fuckload of hard work though
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i ain't got a movie
and the one book i'd seriously think about adapting has already been optioned (7 years ago nearly) and then canned as it deals wit the theme of hijacking planes (chuck palahniuk's survivor)

although with Choke premiering at sundance there's a chance it might be de-shelved :D would love to see it on the screen (if it's done well)

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Needs more
wheelchair...

(And Ha ha ha ha YES!)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# fuck yeah!
*click*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# CLI-HICK
Oh yes.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *obligatory conversation post*
That talk I vaguely hinted at being held nearby me was apparantly part of a 6 week creative writing course, of which the enrollment fee is 108 English pounds. Fuck that. No wonder there was no fee mentioned in the leaflet.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# bloody hell, that's how they get you.
I am, however, off to bed as I am SHATTERED. Night sir. Try to contain The Plan til morning.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *Cleeek*
Great stuff.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha incredible!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
A double whopper of humour. Bravo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *mesmorised*...johnny....johnny...johnny...johnny...johnny....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# brilliant
hahahaha ehhee
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# aceness!
click orgy!
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I saw
I clicked... I came
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# FUCK!
YES!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)