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# I once got into a relationship with Alanis Morisette
10,000 spoons was a little too much for me.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a striped honey producing insect!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# stupid moustache bee?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 9,999?
9,998? Where do you draw the line? I'm just interested.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# What's that clinking? Are you counting spoons under the desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# RACIST!
sorry, i thought you said chinky
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *snorts*
Don't say Chinky, you'll remind me of peep show. Of which I watched a rather large amount last night. Two seasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# did you ever watch that distraction show?
jimmy carr, on presenting a chinese contestant with a wheel barrow full of pound coins said
"can you hear them chink?"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I watched it once, but I can't watch programmes like that
the contestants are too common.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# pffft
snob
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# They just get to me.
AWWAHT MAH NAYMES SAAAWNDRA.

Ohhh, no. Go away Sandra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
scumbags the lorra them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Wait a minute...
I thought you were from the north anyway.

DOES NOT COMPUTE
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Unpleasant sounding?
Or just unpleasant sounding?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# This is my finest hour
since I stopped drawing for you schmucks
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Do you mean
"since I stopped drawing schmucks for you"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# since this is my finest hour
we can say that I meant that too.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I was just looking at the timestamp of your previous post.
If you posted that at the very beginning of your finest hour, you now have about 53 minutes of your finest hour left.
Just think: nothing will ever be that good again, your whole life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't think it actually was my finest hour
I was trying to get all my old pictures (including a bunch for an animation I've been working on for months) off my busted computer and it just stopped working. So ironically enough it's actually kind of shitty hour.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I have all the paper copies of the animation
but the order the papers are in and the order they are in Final Cut are a bit different. Also there's over 200 pieces of paper.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# This hour is so great for everyone.
We should all be nice for now and see if we want it forever.

We should all let some happiness shine on us for a time. So happy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LOVE IT, YOU WHORE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I keep trying to write nice things on your blog but it won't let me
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It should.
Even if you don't want to sign in, it should let you write your name and do a comment.

I don't know what could be going wrong. I am so happy that you would write nice things to me however it is so beautiful right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# If you're still this happy on the night shift
I'm going to fucking KILL YOU TO BITS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I am only this happy because I hold such contempt for the majority that post during the dayshift.
I overcompensate because I don't really want harm on people I'll never meet.

I am nice forever because it is such a beautiful thing now.

WE DO SUCH NICE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I tried that. No worky.
Oh well. I was just stating my intention to finish your mission if you get killt and shit. I want this magic for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pah
your skills are weak.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You know it was special when you can say that you left her because of her spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# pffft
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Arf
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)