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# Putting the ape back in canapé.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's not just any monkey that an M&S crouton monkey!
woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It's not a monkey at all.
It's an ape./
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *runs from the Librarian*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# The librarian is an ape.
all librarians are apes.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# but not all apes are librarians.
Some work in call centres.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# putting the monkey back in
vol-au-vent

If you will.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Could have been a
cr-ape
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *considers*
*discards*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Marmotlade?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Guacamole?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Chimpolatas?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Stoast?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Lemurn Curd?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# mandrill?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# What, just a mandrill?
On a cocktail stick?
As an entrée?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Monkiwi?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Gibbonana?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Merengue Otang!
ftw!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Rhesus Pieces?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *applauds*
*asplodes*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Oooof!
Meanwhile: lemonape?

(Oh, and: 'Noon, all. Where're my manners today?)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# BIG MACcaque
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# tamarind.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# chimps and dips?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# KEBABoon
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Wow
never realised how dirty that word is before.


(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Not as rude as cuntingbuggeryflaps though
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That doesn't really sound very rude...
Too many suffixes?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Such crudité.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Really is a shame
that it's not 'vole-au-vent'

:-(
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# See also: "Putting the lima back into beans"
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Why is this so cute? ^_^
Afterning board
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# if he were a chef he'd be a griller...
woops
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a common honey producing insect.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# mmm tasty, scrapes barrel...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# pffft....
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)