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# perv
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Put those away!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Stop spying on me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Get ya stinking paws off me
ya filthy ape
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I like the sound of your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# what does your nose smell like
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# purple
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I did that with milla jovovich's eyes, years ago
but I can't find it, so pretend I'm posting it here.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# OK, I'm going to pretend that I like it
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# thanks.
it was, i assure you.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I'm going to pretend I'm sure it was
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'm going to pretend that you're pretending that you're sure it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm going to pretend that I have something witty to respond with
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Haha
no matter what angle I view this from it seems like he's looking at my left breast.


Win... or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I think it's clear that we are all looking at your left breast now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Fair enough
it is the bigger one.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# It's not an obvious difference...
I just think it looks a teeeeny bit more confident.


I'm female, I notice things like this on my body ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I heard it was in correlation with whether you're left or right handed
something to do with blood flow.

Or maybe my flatmate was lying. She does that sometimes, especially to me.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# this isn't even her hat that she wears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# No, it was MINE!
it was MINE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# S Club can't even play any instruments!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah it's Something like that
All women have slightly asymmetrical baps.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I refuse to be convinced as to the validity of this statement
until money has been expended to scientifically test it ... by which I mean I should be paid to grope all women.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# 'lo Prof
I am left handed and my left nork is bigger than my right nork so you can tick me off the list.
Trust me on this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh weird
Mine's the other way round...


*disproves rule*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Photos or not true.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
If only you had my photobucket password...


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# You were my favourite in the A-team . . .
*passes tissue* and you can keep it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# have you been eating tissue again?
TISSUE - the food that wipes your botty for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# no, Face wondered if she could borrow one . . .
Face wondered if she could borrow one . . .but I don't want it back she can keep it . . . unless . . . . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *sighs*
but you 'passed' it ... which can be taken out of context to have another meaning.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Yum, girl snot.
Hmm???
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# err . . . yeah
I just noticed that my (well JJ's) Pirate girl has a bigger left nork than right . . . Is that you?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
hardly the most accurate representation of the female form is it?

The tiny nose is about right in my case though.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Are you a nurse?
Ives reckons there's no nice nurses in Portsmouth . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Not old enough :-D
I do know a couple of nice nurses in the area though!

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen teen nurses on the intarwheb . . .
C];0)

/not really a perv but happily married ashally


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# You keep telling yourself that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# no, really!
really!I'm a happilly married perv . . . oh BUMS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Thank you
but not even close.


*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# oh
are you perchance a Fat and cuddly elephant then?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# again
not even close.

Resorting to the 'PROVE IT' tactic does not work.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# PROVE IT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Aww
really aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# PROVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ^_^
Maybe for my 1000.

*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *also thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Just depends what I could change to make a work friendly version...
Ideas please =]


Reward of NSFW version maybe?
*bribes with nudity*

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Obviously no one wants it...
oh well =]
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)