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# This may not be my funniest drawing ever but it is an argument currently going on in my house


so far bedsheets, a bass guitar and a ten pound note have been covered in custard in an attempt to cure a housemate of his morbid fear of custard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# MAKE IT HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Whacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
#
wacca wacca wacca...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# surely delicious treacly sponge cake or apple pie would be better?



edit: mmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# this has been tried
someone has posited that he might prefer it with ice cream rather than bedsheets. i fear this idea may have come too late
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Point out to him
that vanilla ice cream is made with custard in it. If he can't be reasoned with then the ball thing in the picture is the best plan.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# this i believe is the next phase
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I am slightly scared.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# A sorry and desperate scenario
I to share your housemates morbid fear of custard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# seriously?
whats the problem with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Memories from being at primary school in the seventies
and every lunchtime, I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# does the sight of it make you scream like a girl though?
my house mate claims he doesn't like the way it moves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# But it DOESN'T move.
It's inanimate!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# thats what it wants you to think...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# It doesn't have a brain, either.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Your custard cannot speak
In the event that your custard does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Companion custard!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Custard is sinister
If you put your ear close enough to a bowel, you can hear it plot fiendish stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Then you should eat it!
You'll KILL it then!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# as if that would kill custard.
once its in your bowels its like invasion of the body snatchers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# who ever pays the most
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# me too
being forced to eat custard at primary school and vommitting up in the loo
I still cant eat flapjack even now
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# seventies primary schools never served custard
they served *congealed lumps on layers of skin*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha ace!
*clicks*
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Haha, fucking do it.
I'll pay you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ^This
you'll pay him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)