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# I am rather pleased with how this is going so far.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Bog roll cover?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# CAKE!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# What flavour's the cake?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Victoria flavour.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# How many layers?
Jam? Flavour?

Buttercream?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# No Jam
lots of buttercream.

3 layers.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Woooow.
That sounds very nice.

I do like cake. Well done.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Bog roll.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I made a bogroll cake once.
It had shit on it and everything.

I have no electronic copy of it, but it is in one of my old MBUKs upstairs, I could take a photograph, but I might wake the wife.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# CHILD BEARING HIPS
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Yes, that's me.
They don;t call me 'Hippy' for nothing.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# what the fuck?
are you taking gay pills?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# 3 year old daughter is 4
well, now actually.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# aww well done
gay dad. That's fantastic. :D
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# It does not matter how busy you are
there is always time for cake.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# can you get small doses for going shopping?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I take my mincing mate
Grant. He is sooo much better than my missus at picking new clothes for me.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# yeah i have to take gay men shopping with me
the ladywoman tries to make me wear colours :(
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ooh wonderful!
How are you going to do the blue?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# spraypaint.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Food colouring.
I shall paint it on, I find that works better:

(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Good stuff! :D
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# sweet!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# CAKE DECORATING: NOT JUST FOR POOFS
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Geeks too!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# How true.
 
weevilgrl had Weebl & Bob on her frickin' wedding cake
www.b3ta.com/board/4875801
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I made my wedding cake too.
Also my wife's wedding ring.

Maybe I am gay after all?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# break the stereotypes, all types.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I demand you make a version
where you pull a string at the back, and
her dress goes up, and GI joe is under it
going down on her, and the the thunder
cats appear, and they all start fighting,
and they catch the pigeon and dastardly
and muttley get really angry about it, and so
they go and rape penelope pit stop, then the
UN get sent in to enforce peace in the area,
then some fruitcake gets airdropped in to eat
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# And the man at the back said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# You have suddenly made me very aware that I am going to be eating out what is under Cinderella's skirts.
I already stripped her, wrapped her in cling-film and rubbed icing onto her breasts.

What have I become?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# the luckiest person on earth
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)