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# Pfffft .... bwaaahahahahahaha! Hurting children is all of teh win.
Cerlick!

My boss is the only person I know who has a good argument for having kids, and that is to give them the garden watering device to play with, tell them 'Look into the hose, Johnny!' and then turn on the tap.

Have this what I've just been practiced at:

(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I give you!
da dah da da dah, da da!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i teach you to burn!
i'll see you bum!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Burn Baby Burn!
LET ME BE YOUR BUNSEN BURNER!
Burn Baby Burn!
LET ME BE YOUR NAKED FLAME!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yey Burn
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Thats no Quo!
Its firey disco elvis!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It is everything and that
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Elvis with a massive clarinet lives on my torch.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are mental!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Mouth Cataracts?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Icy whatyadydd their
Ver' clevah!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Needs more black body colour table
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Qué?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# When you're colouring the fire bit, use the black body colour table
For more lifelike firey goodness. Looks a bit...peach right now to me.

I am trying to be helpful in my own blunt way
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ah Icy! That's wicked - many thanks to you for being helpful in your own blunt way!
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)