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# You can never have too many green jumpers.
Or cardis.

*counts* I've got seven.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *sigh*
I've only got one Count, and he is only a vague acquaintance.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *sigh*
I haven't got any.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *sigh*
I've none of either.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I havnt got any sighs
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You can buy some of mine
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# what size are they
i prefer them baggy
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yeah
but what about the jumpers
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *sigh*
I don't understand what we're talking about... but I didn't want to be left out
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I'm wearing one
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# !
how did we get onto the subject of codpieces?


again
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# pasta
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# mmmm
lunch time ... see ya
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You can have some of mine!
*hands over a couple of counts, a duke, and several Duchies what pass on de leff hansard*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I never read Hansard
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It goes
"Mmmm bop!" or something.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# sure it wasn't hailey bop?
which brings us nicely back to the pic that started this thread
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# it goes
"oh no, let's take out that bit about the National Identity Register being 'hack-proof' and 'not on the internet' - nobody will notice"

*grinds axe*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# No Barons?
....tight....*grumble*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hull's Premier Nightclub Destination?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well it's better than having a Viscount.
Which is a type of biscuit.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# NOTHING
is better than a good biscuit
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Not even.....
A nice cup o' tea and a sit down?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# possibly
a nice cup of tea and a slice of life ... ooooooh - that'd be nice.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# A slice of life?
Is that a euphemism for a line of cocaine or something?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# it's a euphemism for lady garden
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Just for her?
I don't think I've ever met Lord Garden before. I've heard he's a smashing fellow, made of glass don't you know.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you want a biscuit with that?
I've got Ginger nuts
But if you ask me nicely I can make them into Gary Baldies
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Why is your name Gary?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# it can be anything you want
If the price is right
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you've never had oral sex
aicmfp
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Have you got any peerages going
I always wanted to be a pier
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 1 cardigan ah ah ah aaaaah
2 cardigans ah ah ah aaah


etc
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was wearing a grey cardigan yesterday
it occurred to me that it might be a bit John Major
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)