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# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Oooh I'm loving that grass texture.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it looks like a nice thick knit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# You can never have too many green jumpers.
Or cardis.

*counts* I've got seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *sigh*
I've only got one Count, and he is only a vague acquaintance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *sigh*
I haven't got any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *sigh*
I've none of either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I havnt got any sighs
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You can buy some of mine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# what size are they
i prefer them baggy
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yeah
but what about the jumpers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *sigh*
I don't understand what we're talking about... but I didn't want to be left out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I'm wearing one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# !
how did we get onto the subject of codpieces?


again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# pasta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# mmmm
lunch time ... see ya
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You can have some of mine!
*hands over a couple of counts, a duke, and several Duchies what pass on de leff hansard*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I never read Hansard
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It goes
"Mmmm bop!" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# sure it wasn't hailey bop?
which brings us nicely back to the pic that started this thread
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# it goes
"oh no, let's take out that bit about the National Identity Register being 'hack-proof' and 'not on the internet' - nobody will notice"

*grinds axe*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# No Barons?
....tight....*grumble*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hull's Premier Nightclub Destination?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well it's better than having a Viscount.
Which is a type of biscuit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# NOTHING
is better than a good biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Not even.....
A nice cup o' tea and a sit down?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# possibly
a nice cup of tea and a slice of life ... ooooooh - that'd be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# A slice of life?
Is that a euphemism for a line of cocaine or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# it's a euphemism for lady garden
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Just for her?
I don't think I've ever met Lord Garden before. I've heard he's a smashing fellow, made of glass don't you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you want a biscuit with that?
I've got Ginger nuts
But if you ask me nicely I can make them into Gary Baldies
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Why is your name Gary?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# it can be anything you want
If the price is right
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you've never had oral sex
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Have you got any peerages going
I always wanted to be a pier
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 1 cardigan ah ah ah aaaaah
2 cardigans ah ah ah aaah


etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was wearing a grey cardigan yesterday
it occurred to me that it might be a bit John Major
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# oi!
oo you corlin a fick nit?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I just had a moment of clarity that will make me a millionaire
I must make the film Dr StrainedLove - Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bum

QUICKLY, BRING ME THE CORPSE OF PETER SELLERS!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I had him near the top of the pile for an instance just like this!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I had him in the back of a mini.
Or was that my mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Can't, he was cremated
And Slim Pickens is long gone too. James Earl Jones is still around though.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# James Earl Jones is perfect for the role
of Peter Sellers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# He'd do it so well
*imagines James Earl Jones doing the voice of Min Bannister*

*dies laughing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# "Henriiiiiy"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Kevin Bacon as Crun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *has realised Min was voiced by Milligan*
*imagines Bluebottle voiced by JEJ*

*re-dies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# She's fallen in the water
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'd forgotten so many
www.thegoonshow.net/characters.asp
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# How could you forget?
Although in fairness I was only listening to it yesterday :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# My dad always listened on a sunday as he was carving sunday lunch
He's dead now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# time for a liquid lunch
o review argh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# there's no point running fool
accept your fate and my awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Oooh! His bum's going to hurt in morning
Lully pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# his arse is on fucking FIRE!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# must have been to the Lahore Kebab House
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# a solid 9 on the woo-ometer!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# the runs little stick mans!
the runs!!

also: this

if you haven't already seen it

from http://www.b3ta.com/board/8285313
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Old women wearing table clothes carrying fish
The real costa brava
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# old tables wearing sexy undergarments
where will the madness end!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I've just come back from the costa brava
Did I mention that?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# no
it sounds sexy tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# OOh it was
And I got a new hat...
lunchtime, I'm rambling
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I'm rambling too, to the land of posting letters
ta ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)