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# Hello lovely lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# same to you!
i'm in a good mood today, i got free chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Free food is fucking excellent.
Or is it a live chicken? If so call it Fae. In fact, fuck it, call it Fae anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Does she *have* to fuck it?
Can't she just call it Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# If she calls it Fae then she'll be overcome
with a sudden urge to fuck it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# so are you saying that your natural horny fuckability is as a result of your name?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# It's why I get my bitches to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# That and the uncanny resembelence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Now I understand everything
Thank you all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I'm gonna go and get a beer now
and call it Fae. I shall then do unspeakable things to it with my general mouth parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# As if you could do anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# it's not live, it's drumsticks
i've just been checking my receipts and realised the shop never charged me for a huge bag of drumsticks. i did used to have a live chicken, it was a rhode island red called lenny henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I want a chicken.
That'd be ace. I'd call him Percival.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I'd have a duck with "Percival" as its middle name.
And Christopher as its first.
Chris P. Duck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Oh bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# This is what he'll look like
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# He am lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Yes, he am :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i'd like a couple of dorkings
but i can't really keep them in a suburban communal garden :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Couple of what?
Get a chameleon. Call him Kro'nth'Ptaa-Ech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# dorking.
very old breed of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ahhhhh.
I know NOWT about fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# My Dad used to work at Chessington zoo
They had a penguin called Pringle
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Catch a baby fox and then domesticate it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)