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# tender strips of DEAD ANIMAL ripped apart and SEARED with RED HOT heat and SMEARED in barbeque 'SAUCE'
oh yeah, that's it there, oh yeah baby, oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# *sicks a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# "Garnished with lark's vomit?!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# for that ol' country taste!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# actually it's making me feel hungry
I guess there's no hope for my digestive future :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i've eaten kebabs, sober, 3 days running
due to these feckin' essays. now i'm craving awful lmab meat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# fucking hell, your poor tract
you'll shit yourself inside out after 3 days of that crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Why does meat fuck you intenstines now suddenly?
I recommend an enema, in fact electroshock and then an enema.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# kebab roulette at 45rpm
the chances ya takes, them's tha breaks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# four shits today and i can feel another one brewing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# That's just like me, except the opposite.
First time in about three weeks today, and I had to take fairly drastic measures to insure that one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The kebab shop near me does something called a "snack box".
It's just a tray full of kebab meat with a squirt of sauce.

I tried eating it once and got the sweats after the first mouthful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I can't even take the piss
hahahahaha

sorry

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# god that sounds good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# feckin' broomhill friary has poisoned me so it has
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# wasnt the friery the only one that passed the safety tests
Its gone downhill since my first year :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# northern sole was the good one last year.
friery got 2 stars.
i usually go to kebab world but thats a bit pricey and shuts earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# go to merdocs on division st
best babs in town by a mile!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# mission...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# its well worth it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# really?
sounds like my idea of 3 days in agony on the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Meat - good!
Sauce - good!
Box - Good!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I always presumed the hot anus curry thing was an amusing myth.
I've never experienced such a thing from chilis or even my semi nuclear Korean noodles I was sent some years hence.

Although I have managaed to rub chili residule both in my eyes, nose and urethra - which is particularly unpleasant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I got fresh chilli in my eye
the other day - I agree it hurts like a mother fuka!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I refer of course, to the quality of the food, premises and storage of perishables
like meat, on a radiator, in direct sunlight, for the previous week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)