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# is 3.47 when the Catherine Tate show finishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaaa
must be
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# god, I hope it finishes a lot earlier than 2011
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# and the comedy vacuum is filled by a man on a tall ladder
accidentally knocking a plant off of a windowsill and it plummets downwards accompanied by a swanny whistle noise.

And impacts with devastating force on the top of the head of Paul fucking Ross, driving shards of his cranium through his fucking skull until the stick out of his throat like a bony wattle.

at this point his smashed brain causes him to dance a twitching, flopping jig in the street while letting out a combined keening/gurgling noise and the sight is made all the more hilarious because the flower (possibly a tulip) that was in the pot is still wiggling out of his fat ruined head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *sends to bbc3*
*gets series commisioned*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# aaaand welcome to a new series of
"Needless 'social commentator' cranial intrusion nightmare"

Presented by Brian Blessed carrying the head of the girl who used to work as an editor of Bliss or something and now just appears on "I remember the [decade]" shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# for me or for Paul Ross?
Either way, canned laughter is always the right choice.*

*except most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# EVERYONE deserves canned laughter :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *laughs*
*cans*
*can-cans*
*hunkadolas*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Swanny?
swan·ny (swn)
intr.v. Chiefly Southern U.S.
To declare; swear. Used in the phrase I swanny as an interjection. See Regional Note at vum.
[Probably alteration of dialectal (I) s' wan ye, (I) shall warrant ye.]

swanny
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)