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[challenge entry] *yawn* *scratches* mornin'

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(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# The funniest part about Sunday morning is Friday evening.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I think
you may be right
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Something for the Weekend FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# amanda hamilton is lully
she just needs to stop being vegitarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# All vegetarians need to stop being vegetarian.
Bloody hippies.

Killing's fun, and until they learn to accept that then they're just going to have to live with being perceived as sanctimonious gits, and take the abuse that comes with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *stops being vegetarian*
Thanks for your input.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're welcome!

"A Vagabond - curing the world's ills with the righteousness of innocence and the arrogance of youth.(TM)"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you're young?
Damn.
I've been failing to right the world's wrongs with a lack of motivation born of cynicism and a festering dislike and disappointment for all humans including myself.
It passes the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Well, perhaps just immature, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Next week: A Vagabond confronts religious fundamentalism, hate crime, cancer, trance music, rainy bank holidays,
brown bread that goes off too quickly, and that damp smell you get when you don't dry your jeans inside out.

Go Vagabond!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# can I also request that he confronts people who put sharp knives the wrong way round in the cutlery drawer?
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# or pointy-side up in a dishwasher?
Or put them in sinks full of non-clear water?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ^this has to be one of the most pressing conerns of modern times
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Amen brother!
*Eats veal and foie gras burger*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Best of all the burgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I stopped being vegetarian cos I like Wine Gums too much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# GELATINE: THE HIDDEN MENACE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I for one would like to see this documentary made.
Presented by Jeremy Kyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I vote for Sherriff John Burnell
or whatever the "America's craziest police chases" guy is called.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I started being vegetarian when I realised that pickled onion monster munch were made with beef extract
I quickly got over my madness though, and am much better now, thanks for asking.

edit - extract. Beef extract.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# is 3.47 when the Catherine Tate show finishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaaa
must be
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# god, I hope it finishes a lot earlier than 2011
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# and the comedy vacuum is filled by a man on a tall ladder
accidentally knocking a plant off of a windowsill and it plummets downwards accompanied by a swanny whistle noise.

And impacts with devastating force on the top of the head of Paul fucking Ross, driving shards of his cranium through his fucking skull until the stick out of his throat like a bony wattle.

at this point his smashed brain causes him to dance a twitching, flopping jig in the street while letting out a combined keening/gurgling noise and the sight is made all the more hilarious because the flower (possibly a tulip) that was in the pot is still wiggling out of his fat ruined head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *sends to bbc3*
*gets series commisioned*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# aaaand welcome to a new series of
"Needless 'social commentator' cranial intrusion nightmare"

Presented by Brian Blessed carrying the head of the girl who used to work as an editor of Bliss or something and now just appears on "I remember the [decade]" shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# for me or for Paul Ross?
Either way, canned laughter is always the right choice.*

*except most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# EVERYONE deserves canned laughter :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *laughs*
*cans*
*can-cans*
*hunkadolas*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Swanny?
swan·ny (swn)
intr.v. Chiefly Southern U.S.
To declare; swear. Used in the phrase I swanny as an interjection. See Regional Note at vum.
[Probably alteration of dialectal (I) s' wan ye, (I) shall warrant ye.]

swanny
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# that's an ace logo they have there
(also, woo and hahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# yeah, the new beeb idents are proper crap, but the orange and black is a winnar
edit: a history, if you're that way inclined:

thetvroom.com/bbcuk/
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# They haven't got it right since the mid 90s


THREADJACK!

"That's not the Queen, that's Danny La Rue!"

"Well, she's A Queen!"

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# pfft
its a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'd vote for Danny la Rue to be queen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *checks Democracy's small print*
hmmm, not sure thats how it works
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)