*yawn* *scratches* mornin'
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From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)
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amanda hamilton is lully
she just needs to stop being vegitarian.
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All vegetarians need to stop being vegetarian.
Bloody hippies.
Killing's fun, and until they learn to accept that then they're just going to have to live with being perceived as sanctimonious gits, and take the abuse that comes with that.
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Killing's fun, and until they learn to accept that then they're just going to have to live with being perceived as sanctimonious gits, and take the abuse that comes with that.
Hahahaha
You're welcome!
"A Vagabond - curing the world's ills with the righteousness of innocence and the arrogance of youth.(TM)"
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10,
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"A Vagabond - curing the world's ills with the righteousness of innocence and the arrogance of youth.(TM)"
you're young?
Damn.
I've been failing to right the world's wrongs with a lack of motivation born of cynicism and a festering dislike and disappointment for all humans including myself.
It passes the time.
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13,
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I've been failing to right the world's wrongs with a lack of motivation born of cynicism and a festering dislike and disappointment for all humans including myself.
It passes the time.
Next week: A Vagabond confronts religious fundamentalism, hate crime, cancer, trance music, rainy bank holidays,
brown bread that goes off too quickly, and that damp smell you get when you don't dry your jeans inside out.
Go Vagabond!
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16,
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Go Vagabond!
can I also request that he confronts people who put sharp knives the wrong way round in the cutlery drawer?
thanks
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19,
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or pointy-side up in a dishwasher?
Or put them in sinks full of non-clear water?
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20,
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^this has to be one of the most pressing conerns of modern times
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I for one would like to see this documentary made.
Presented by Jeremy Kyle.
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21,
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I vote for Sherriff John Burnell
or whatever the "America's craziest police chases" guy is called.
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:23,
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I started being vegetarian when I realised that pickled onion monster munch were made with beef extract
I quickly got over my madness though, and am much better now, thanks for asking.
edit - extract. Beef extract.
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:17,
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edit - extract. Beef extract.
and the comedy vacuum is filled by a man on a tall ladder
accidentally knocking a plant off of a windowsill and it plummets downwards accompanied by a swanny whistle noise.
And impacts with devastating force on the top of the head of Paul fucking Ross, driving shards of his cranium through his fucking skull until the stick out of his throat like a bony wattle.
at this point his smashed brain causes him to dance a twitching, flopping jig in the street while letting out a combined keening/gurgling noise and the sight is made all the more hilarious because the flower (possibly a tulip) that was in the pot is still wiggling out of his fat ruined head.
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:02,
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And impacts with devastating force on the top of the head of Paul fucking Ross, driving shards of his cranium through his fucking skull until the stick out of his throat like a bony wattle.
at this point his smashed brain causes him to dance a twitching, flopping jig in the street while letting out a combined keening/gurgling noise and the sight is made all the more hilarious because the flower (possibly a tulip) that was in the pot is still wiggling out of his fat ruined head.
aaaand welcome to a new series of
"Needless 'social commentator' cranial intrusion nightmare"
Presented by Brian Blessed carrying the head of the girl who used to work as an editor of Bliss or something and now just appears on "I remember the [decade]" shows.
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Presented by Brian Blessed carrying the head of the girl who used to work as an editor of Bliss or something and now just appears on "I remember the [decade]" shows.
for me or for Paul Ross?
Either way, canned laughter is always the right choice.*
*except most of the time
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:11,
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*except most of the time
Swanny?
swan·ny (swn)
intr.v. Chiefly Southern U.S.
To declare; swear. Used in the phrase I swanny as an interjection. See Regional Note at vum.
[Probably alteration of dialectal (I) s' wan ye, (I) shall warrant ye.]
swanny
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intr.v. Chiefly Southern U.S.
To declare; swear. Used in the phrase I swanny as an interjection. See Regional Note at vum.
[Probably alteration of dialectal (I) s' wan ye, (I) shall warrant ye.]
swanny
yeah, the new beeb idents are proper crap, but the orange and black is a winnar
edit: a history, if you're that way inclined:
thetvroom.com/bbcuk/
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thetvroom.com/bbcuk/