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# I think we need a national memorial to the People's Pasta Painter


I'll never forget where I was when I first heard of Mark's death. So tragic. Such a wonderful life cut short in his prime.

I'm going to petition the government to have a book of condolences set up.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# a colouring book?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# There will be a small one
and also a really big on, laid out on the floor.

Every 10 seconds a klaxon will sound and the mourners will have to switch to writing in the other one.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i've already left some badly made crepe paper daisies
on platform 3
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I got a lawnmower
and cut the words "I'll miss you" on the pitch at Wembley in letters twenty feet high.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# you just don't know when to leave it be
do you? sick bastard.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I think we should joke about Mark
Speight as much as possible.

As he committed suicide he's going to Hell, and, as such, is worthy of our poorly constructed and ill-thought-out jokes.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I demand an enquiry
rolf harris ordered the australian secret service to kill them, I know it :(
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)