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# Oh, he will alright. He most definately will.
The other night, Mrs. H. would snore, then the baby would kick me in the back, then Mrs. H would snore again, then the baby would kick me again, and so on, and so forth.

You'll be able to see the bump move when he/she kicks soon, too.

And now we're getting into hiccups, when the whole bump jumps. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh, I can already see it moving
Just whenever Mr Trellis starts watching or puts his hand on, Little Trellis stops...

Agree about gas and air in pubs - it's easy to produce, gets you just as merry, but you're sober again soon enough to drive home!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# my mrs is due in 3 weeks
her bump can be right weird looking
limbs moving across
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
With added GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# you sure it's human?
my sis is due imminently, and was about twice as big as she was with her first when i saw her recently
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'm not sure how cute I'm going to find that.
I think I've seen to many horror films like that to enjoy it properly :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# bless
i want to get breeding, need mo'money 1st
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Why?
The chavs are at it like burbery bunnies, and they haven't got enough dole left after cigs and lager for child raising, but the state helps out.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Don't wait til you have enough
It'll never happen
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hmmm
ok, so yr saying just steal the missus pills and bareback away?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Always the way to go
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# sweet
*humps until dizy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# when I was at school
the office secretary came in n said to my teacher Mr Garton "your wife's just called she's in labour and on her way to Hospital" to which he replied, "okay, tell her i'll see her tonight" look at us and said "well there's nothing I can do is there?" and carried on

I always wanted to but never had the guts to use this line
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)